Hope Was A Dangerous, Disquieting Thing, But He Thought Perhaps He Liked It

Okay but the comedic potential of Kaz and Jesper's wildly different education levels is too incredible not to explore. Kaz hasn't had a crumb of formal education since he was at most 9 and only learned the skills and information he needed to do crimes, and Jesper was literally a college student for a hot second.

Kaz goes on some highly specific tangent about Kerch law or finances and then casually says the sun goes around the earth, and Jesper's just staring at him like...excuse me?

Jesper starts commenting on the particular architectural feature of a building they're planning to rob and how it belongs to an artistic movement that started in Shu Han while Kaz and Inej are side eyeing each other like...whomst?

There's just so much here

EVERY SHADOW AND BONE INTRO

Crows don’t just remember the faces of the people who wronged them. They also remember those who were kind. They tell each other who to look after and who to watch out for.

what the Trojans expected: violent dangerous giant ex raven 👹🔪

what they got:

what the Foxes expected: traumatized poor baby angel runaway 🥺😇

what they got:

No one:

Not a soul:

My TBR pile watching me add more and more books to it without putting a dent in the list I have: *silent judgement*

Jude Duarte my beloved

NEED the aftg fandom to stop demonising andrew just let him exist. sleeping with his arms draped over the steering wheel, smashing his racquet against the wall when he got scored on, staring at neil in silence for a full minute after finding out what the foxes named the cats, "what are you doing with a maserati?" "driving it.", drinking hot chocolate and watching movies with bee, buying neil armbands so he doesn't have to see his scars, running up and down the stairs in the stadium, falling asleep on the beanbag in the dorms, muttering something that makes renee laugh under his breath during an interview, studying criminology for the shits n giggles, clocking jeremy immediately and going back and gossiping to renee about it, buying clubbing clothes for neil, UGH andrew minyard you will always be loved by me.

He‘s fine, too. 🖤

neil: hold my earrings, babe

andrew: i got your earrings baby go fuck him up

don't believe me?

"Neil undid the straps on his helmet and headed for the trio of reporters. Andrew took Neil's helmet as he passed."

i rest my case

It's all fun and games with Neil 'I'd rather be free than safe' Josten vs. Kevin 'I'd rather be safe than free' Day - until you whip out Jean 'Please just kill me' Moreau