Oof. Sorry Man, I Quit This Job Like Thirty Seconds Ago.

One reblog to restore the balance

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

The funny thing is that it isn't always trucks

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

Coconut has hair. Coconut has flesh. Coconut has milk. Coconut is a mammal.

Lol people who eat mushrooms are all like “mmmm ground pimple”

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

Let's just try this

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

If you have read Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle ) reblog this.

My friend doesn’t belive there are others whom have read it.

“I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.”

— Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.