Happy Barbie Day

bro this death in this argento movie i just watched is sending me

Having a boyfriend is literally free

Slumber party

people make fun of youtuber stans for being obsessed with some mediocre white man but to be fair i would rather people be obsessed with someone who looks like any dude you could find working at your local gas station than unattainable celebrity pin up models. theyre editing flower crowns onto men with acne and wardrobes consisting entirely of hoodies and board shorts and i fully support them. its good for the enviroment.

if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

repeating this to myself nonstop

[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"