Guy Who Transforms Into A Swarm Of Locusts When Shaken Vigorously: Hey Can You Turn The Music Down It's

no one will come to save you but some will offer you their hand to hold when life gets tough and those are the ppl that matter

Getting moldy this semester

me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

sorry for getting attached after one day

SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee

SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...

ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH

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fuck yeah jerrold rock on

what the hell. how could they do this to him. this is all kinds of fucked up

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

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