So Ok Yeah Fine I Watched Gravity Falls Again And Read The Book Of Bill

they literally created a place where you can go and learn about something that really interests you and they fucked it up by inventing ASSIGNMENTS

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

Buggin

its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car

what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

u can count on me to do the wrong thing

Getting moldy this semester

cat piss

love when characters are so entrenched in their own self loathing that they believe themselves to have some inherent trait that causes them to fuck everything up rather than it being a result of them never trying bc they assume they're going to fail anyway