@featherisafox @fandomiseverything It's Too Cute, You Guys!

I'll agree to that. I'm prob going to have a whole section on disasters and mid-life crisises. It's gon be a whole notebook full

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

Well, I know what I'm playing at work tonight!

Okay, I had an idea. Y'all know those “Space Australia” posts? I just had an epiphany for one.

Aliens are probably used to humane weirdness by now. They’ve seen us pack bond with everything and attach knives to roombas and use our adrenaline to fight *anything*. But have they seen our games?

Specifically, *The Game*?

Imagine an alien talking about a particular game they play on their homeworld and a human suddenly cursing in response, slamming their hands on the table or kicking a wall with anguish on their face. The alien asks, worried beyond belief, what had happened. Did they commit a major offense? Remind the human of a tragic event in their past?

The human slowly shakes their head, and with a sense of utter drama, solemnly says, “I just lost the game.”

And then the rest of the humans instantly start cursing as well because *fuck you dude you just made me lose the game too!*

I'M DOING IT!

So, I was researching and I found this little tidbit of info: "The devil disputed with Michael about the body of Moses."

Anyone want to guess how that convo went? I'd imagine if it was our Michael and Lucifer, it'd be pretty funny.

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SOON-TO-BE-FAKE NAME!!!! You're welcome. The actual answer was two pedos..... I'm a terrible person. @fandomiseverything See what you did to me? Jk.

No, that's not it. Here it is: HOW MANY DEAD BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? XD

Nicole Ann Kramer is this you?Answer: none.

hogwarts house stereotypes

ravenclaw: NERDS

hufflepuff: tiny gay babies

gryffindor: will fight anything

slytherin: sells you out for a donut

Reblog this if Jared Padalecki has helped you in someway, just trying to prove a point to someone.