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I thought it said an apple a day keeps apple away

i hope fi’s gonna be okay

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

Hell yeah

Can I see a show of hands from people that think we should bring this back please.

You know what would be funny? If the universe got confused and accidentally put the spirit of Demise and the soul of the hero in the same dude

Kejekdkrkjfjf okay but IMAGINE

There are two wolves inside of you, one craves to feast on the souls of the innocent, the other would like a bagel. Fortunately, the Hero's Spirit is JUST stronger then that if Demise, so you don't go on a murderous rampage to sate your thirst with blood.

However this divine comedy renders what is not battling Demise of the Hero's Spirit, just A Dude™.

You order a croissant

Zelda thinks it's hilarious.

They are learning, and I think that that is a good thing

Join the revolution here and shave off ads from your dashboard.

none pizza with left beef my beloved

ough

ough

Blood for the blood god

technoblade

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hello fellow glasses-wearers, I have made a very important chart. tag yourself

[image ID: a moral alignment chart featuring simple drawings of different ways to push up one’s glasses. lawful good: pushing up the bridge with one finger. neutral good: pushing up the side with the wrist or heel of the palm. chaotic good: using something or someone else to push them up. lawful neutral: pinching both sides. true neutral: pinching one side. chaotic neutral: just throwing your head back. lawful evil: grabbing both sides at once with one hand. neutral evil: scrunching up your nose until they move up. chaotic evil: touching the lenses directly, in parentheses: “cannot be trusted.” end ID]

I feel like everyone i know has a different opinion regarding whether or not 5’8” is tall. I think it’s average

Caves are literally animals

Get drnkrd lol

lmao get drinked sky

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

munch

crash

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits