I Swear To God They Can't Keep Edging Each Other Like This If They Don't Fuck By The End Of This Season

I swear to god they can't keep edging each other like this if they don't fuck by the end of this season I'm gonna riot

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p0lid

7 months ago

a comic of the guard and evbo from pvp civilization. the first panel shows evbo on the floor of his cell, bleeding from his torso and nose, with the guard's boots in frame. he calls the guard's name, raymond, to which the guard responds "mmm.". evbo asks him to tell a bedtime story, to which raymond has the same response. evbo says "please?". the next panel is a close-up of raymond's face, silent. after that is a panel of evbo, looking up, as raymond begins to speak: "once upon a time, there was a boy born on the bottom layer of his civilization." he says. "it was an unfair civilization, see, with an unjust ruler.". the next panel is of raymond's face from the side, continuing to speak. "one that left him fighting an uphill battle.". he continues his story as the panels fade out to simple stick-figure drawings of the tale. "yet, with the help of his friends, he managed to scale the ranks," he says. "they say he would leap and twirl so gracefully that his foes, stunned, would surrender immediately. the higher he went, the less foes there were, until eventually, he got to the final layer with only one obstacle ahead: the unjust ruler himself. like everything the ruler did, his fight was unfair. the boy stood no chance. and yet, they say he spun so gracefully, so captivatingly, that the ruler was made dizzy and exposed his weak point. now victorious, the boy donned the ruler's armour, met with cheers from the people. they rejoiced his promise for a fair world, happy to be free from the tyranny at last." he finished. "the end.". the next panel is a close-up of evbo's face, smiling, as he says "i liked that story.". in the next panel, raymond leans against the wall, saying "yeah. some people say he became a god after that. that he performed so well that the deities granted him eternal power. but i think that's silly.". the next panel echoes the first, but with raymond sitting down. evbo sayd "if i were a god, i think i'd make you my champion", which raymond follows with "shut up and go to sleep, ev.". evbo says "mmkay" in response.

and what if the slaughtered lamb asked you to sing while it died

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p0lid

7 months ago

the 3 evboverse series i adore all have some metaphor or like something correlating to religion/god like, parkciv evbo literally became the parkour god and stuf thats obv, pvpciv evbo is parkour jesus explained by many others before, and sim!evbo basically worshipping(?) the Creator and trying to get the Creator to use him and love him like a follower of sorts, like i sense theres a pattern going on here but whatever

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p0lid

3 years ago

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p0lid

8 months ago

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ace euuaghhgugugghh our bbgrill....

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p0lid

7 months ago

idk how intentional evbo is but the way he plays pvpciv evbo as just a kid desperately looking for any form of human connection hits me so hard. the first person to give him a chance and teach him how to be better and he's immediately attached like a lost puppy. he's constantly asking anyone who'll listen how to make friends, he's told he should know people's names first and he immediately makes a point to learn as many people's names as he can. he's willing to go to horrific lengths to protect the connections he already has and is so open to sharing important information just so people trust him. even the bit with the video journal is just a way for him to try to be seen and understood, and he didn't even hesitate with the rather suspicious "share" option and picked it instantly.

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p0lid

9 months ago