Top Ten Ways Of Saying "i Love You" Without Saying "i Love You"

unfortunately I like this green thing a lot

Trust? Faith? Dedication? Worship.

She’s the prettiest ever

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WOOH GOD THIS TOOK A LOT OF TIME. THIS IS MEANT TO BE FOR THE AU IVE BEEN GOING ON ABOUT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS but i can absolutely post up to here on its own i think without actually going into the au's territory too much DJBFDKFNDKFND

SO HAVE THIS!! FOR NOW!!!!

First Friend

there are 3000 of you so if 1/3 of you rb this we can put goodtimeswithscar at the top of the dream smp tag

i think the sacrificial lamb take on evbo is nice and very cool to play with but might i offer my cent?

evbo is a calf.

there is something inherently holy about the sacrifice of a lamb. it is innocent and pure and you give up its life in worship. there is nothing holy about what the iron swords do to evbo. they open the door, they torture him, they slaughter him. they farm him. cattle are farm animals.

some calves are born to be killed for veal. there are multiple different ways veal calves are raised, with a range in ages at which they are slaughtered for their meat. one process for raising veal calves, which is particularly inhumane (and really quite disgusts me), involves placing the calf in a small pen and feeding it barely sustainable food until it reaches around eighteen weeks old. they are then killed for veal.

there is no worship when it comes to slaughtering the trembling calf staring down the barrel of your gun. you simply watch as it falls limp to the ground, blood pooling beneath its body, before you drag it off to be turned into the meat that sits on your plate.

why would you ever worship the creature that only ever lived to die?

the 3 evboverse series i adore all have some metaphor or like something correlating to religion/god like, parkciv evbo literally became the parkour god and stuf thats obv, pvpciv evbo is parkour jesus explained by many others before, and sim!evbo basically worshipping(?) the Creator and trying to get the Creator to use him and love him like a follower of sorts, like i sense theres a pattern going on here but whatever

I'm so normal about this fic <33333333 yeah <3333 Natural Satelite by dirtbagtrashcat

can I summarise David's speech patterns as a combination of writing a university essay and sending tumblr anon hate? Did I get this right? Asking for a friend