Idk why but I find it extremely entertaining the idea that Regulus, even though incredibly intelligent, cannot for the life of him figure out muggle ‘magic’ tricks. How muggles achieve such things without any real magic is his life’s biggest mystery. What makes it even worse for Reg is that James is surprisingly talented at doing them and refuse to tell him how it’s done.
James using that to annoy his boyfriend in arguments like
Regulus: You are SO irresponsible! How could you……
James: *pulls out a deck of cards * Regulus: Don’t you dare
I'm obsessed with the idea of Lily's period syncing with the full moon so for the week surrounding it she and Remus both just lay on opposite ends of the comfiest couch in the common room, eating chocolate and talking shit while their boyfriends wait on them hand and foot
Remus making Sirius massage his sore body while Lily makes James take hourly trips to the kitchens to get snacks and she uses Reg as a body pillow and he's like scowling and complaining the whole time like "I'm not even your boyfriend, James is just both of ours." but he doesn't actually try to get up
NO WHAT ABOUT TRANS REGGIE WHERE HIS SYNCS TOO
James frantically running around getting snacks and heating packs and making teas while Lily and Reg cuddle and Reg bitches at Sirius from the other end of the couch and Sirius bitches back while Lily and Remus read their own copies of the same book and talk about it over the brothers bickering
Reg stops every so often to give his own commentary on the book bc he's already read it
James returns from one trip to the kitchens to find Sirius about pulling his hair out while the other three are in a heated debate about which character is the best
What is this life?
yes, i love tea
quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way
i fear that this is hilarious to us, but extremely concerning to anyone else lol
I saw this on 3dtwt
hc that everyone at hogwarts just calls barty “barty,” because he makes a point to distance himself from his father and nobody really knows his full name, but the skittles are close enough to him that they’re allowed to call him bartemius as a joke. just imagine.
evan: barty. get down.
evan: bartemius. off the table.
or
dorcas: and then fuckin bartemius had to go and-
marlene: im sorry what
the moon and the stars 🌌
(reblogs would be great aha *winks*)
The fact that anti-abortion laws and anti-transgender laws are both being implemented en masse, at the *same* time, by the *same* people (who, it hardly needs to be remarked, are overwhelmingly neither women nor transgender) should be enough to convince any reasonable person that the narrative of conflict between and women's and transgender is, first and foremost, a divide-and-conquer strategy by the far right.
Your survival is our survival. Our survival is your survival. Anyone who says different is a fed.
blood ritual — James and Lily Potter circa 1981
rip narcissa black you would've loved to be a medieval queen having an affair with her chambermaid
"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"