Brotherly Love.

“I’m going to bed!” I say as I log on to ao3 and read three hours worth of jegulus smut

Imagine if Luna had a special power like Pandora.

Like if she could see through Poly- Juice potioned people , If she was in Goblet Of Fire it would’ve gone like this .

“Hey uncle Barty ”

“ No I’m Mad Eye Moody ”

“No you’re not you are my uncle Barty”

Later in his office …

“So Luna how’d you know”

“ I can see past Poly-Juice potion, Dad says I have a special ability just like mum ”

“ That’s right , It’s so nice to see you again .”

Then after she left he broke down in tears because she is all he has left of Pandora and the love of his life Evan .

a lot of people tended to say that sirius and regulus looked alike, but the marauders and their friends never quite believed it. they looked much to different with one brother being so expressive with his facial features and the other wearing a mask that never slips.

it wasn’t until one day when barty had managed to convince regulus to pull a cute little joke on evan which then led to evan chasing them down the halls of hogwarts with nothing but murder on his mind. while running they managed to run into the posse of gryffindors as well as dorcas who was with them, and while passing, the group (bar dorcas) had to do a double take because the boy that had just passed them with a mischievous smile plastered on his face looked just like sirius.

my personal take on 'punk academia' ig

converse, combat boots, baggy black pants, hoodies/sweatshirts, chipped polish, e-readers, the smell of old books, forgotten breakfast, soft giggles or loud cackles, multiple piercings, either blaring mcr sped-up music or random songs, long nights, forgetting to study and still making an A, being unusually smart, burnout, calloused hands, no sports, outside, climbs trees, worried about grades even though they have all A's, lets you copy off their homework, never talks or constantly talking, always finishes work early, poetry, writes, doodles horror, horror movies, halloween is the best holiday and no one can tell them otherwise, plaid pajama pants, curling up with a book, literally never sleeps, eyebags™, overly aggressive, kind of a loner but people randomly kidnap them into their social circles, bored, no stimulation, probably gay, mentally ill most likely

regulus back with selective mutism who learns to be comfortably talking with sirius as a child. when he goes to hogwarts and he isn't talking to him anymore, he goes quite. over the years, he gets comfortable enough to talk to the skittles.

imagine sirius talking to regulus again, only to find that he is no longer someone he feels safe and comfortable enough with to talk to. imagine sirius when he sees james being a person he can talk to.

hc that everyone at hogwarts just calls barty “barty,” because he makes a point to distance himself from his father and nobody really knows his full name, but the skittles are close enough to him that they’re allowed to call him bartemius as a joke. just imagine.

evan: barty. get down.

evan: bartemius. off the table.

or

dorcas: and then fuckin bartemius had to go and-

marlene: im sorry what

babysitting gone wrong

"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me."

~ Taylor Swift (Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?) Pairing: none - Rating: T - Write with me!

"I heard he's got millions of galleons in his vault..." "I heard he's got the newest broomsticks years before they go on the market." "Imagine having dinner with the Minister?" "I heard his parents bought an entire wing in the Library." "Merlin, I'd kill to be him." "I heard his Mother hates him because he's queer..." "I heard he was kicked out over the summer!." "Dumbarse, he's losing all those galleons." "Hell, I'd do anything to have what he had."

The rumors followed Sirius everywhere. The whispers about the glamorous life of the Black Family Heir.

He ignored it.

If they only knew what he went home to each holiday.

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

i just remembered the og @n@ diet and no hate but i honestly think there haven’t been any diets made since that are as well thought out and balanced and (seemingly) effective as this one

since i’ve actually been going crazy and eating whatever i want i’m going to do it and i think it been like 6 weeks+ long is really good so you won’t be tempted to say ‘oh it’s ok I can just re-start next week’ when you’re in the middle cause you’ve already done like a month’s worth?

anyways here’s a photo of the @n@ boot camp diet and hopefully it’ll finally kick me into shape