Evan Stretching Out His Ear Piercings And Once They're Big Enough, Barty Asks If He Can Stick His Dick

boopagedon

I am become boop, the destroyer of worlds.

regulus *arranging chess pieces*: I'm making a straight line.

sirius: ooh yes reggie make that heterosexual line!

regulus: what does heterosexual mean?

sirius: nothing :)

regulus: MOTHER, what does heterosexual mean?

walpurga: SIRIUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

sirius: indoctrinating the children

Percy: Nico is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Jason: Boys?

Nico: Homicide.

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

As a kid learning about the holocaust, I never understood how people could let Nazis rise to power. But now I’m watching it happen in real time.

the marauders fandom be like:

Pandora (carrying a baby for Evan and Barty) going into labour and James and Reg taking her to the hospital.

Nurse (looking between James and Regulus): ok and which one of you is the father?

Pandora: oh neither of them is the father, the father is my brother.

*nurse frowns and walks away*

Regulus: I am so going to miss watching you freak people out like that!

James and Remus coming home from work opening the door and finding Sirius and Regulus rolling around on the floor, yelling at each other in french with a trail of absolute chaos behind them. James and Remus just glance at each other and sigh, then turn right back around and shut the door behind them.

i desperately need toxic moonwater but in a hilarious kinda way. i think it'd be so funny if regulus is a lil unhinged and absolutely psychotic.

someone looked at his boyfriend's way a little too long for his liking? HEXED.

someone getting a little bit close?HEXED. why are you hovering over him you filthy mudblood?!? go away!

remus thinks it's adorable (he likes how possessive regulus is), sirius is very disturbed, james thinks it's incredibly fucking hilarious and so does barty and evan who messes with their little friend by being flirty with remus in front of him LMAO. remus always put a stop to it though before it gets to far because he doesn't want anyone to end up in the hospital again 💀