what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.
regulus *arranging chess pieces*: I'm making a straight line.
sirius: ooh yes reggie make that heterosexual line!
regulus: what does heterosexual mean?
sirius: nothing :)
regulus: MOTHER, what does heterosexual mean?
walpurga: SIRIUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
sirius: indoctrinating the children
I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
me when i actually go through my inbox and follow people back:
I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.
im going to yerd u all
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
the marauders fandom be like:
Not the Black family trauma 🫠