Jegulus Band AU Concept

Thoughts on Rosestarkiller?

YES ANON YES MY THOUGHTS ARE SCREAMING TO BE LET OUT

they are such lovely murderous psychopaths. regulus the cockslut, barty the attention whore and evan who is happy to satiate both of their needs.

I'm talking regulus down on all fours on the bed getting his throat fucked by evan's cock (huge) while evan let's barty fuck his hand while he whispers to him so filthily. Regulus isn’t getting focused on but he can't seem to care when he has a cock in his mouth.

Evan fucking regulus so hard he's shaking the bed while barty has to sit and watch because he misbehaved. Evan gets barty to fuck regulus and make him come but barty himself isn't allowed to even though he's aching.

they're murder husbands ofc. Barty especially loves seeing regulus come home, sweaty and bloody with a manic look in his eye. He licks the blood off regulus until his own lips are red, then eats him out and fucks him as a reward.

regulus getting fucked by evan and sucking barty off at the same time. Evan spanking him and calling him a cockslut while he's gagging around Barty’s cock. Or barty fucking evan while regulus sits on evan's face. There's an infinite number of ways they could and would do it.

Sometimes evan will come home to the other two already naked and engrossed in each other, kissing and biting roughly at each other. Sometimes he punishes them for it by telling them what to do to each other but refusing to join in until regulus is whining for his cock and barty is pissy evan is giving him physical attention.

I need other thoughts on them please I beg

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So true tho

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

ok but what about a fic that's canon compliant except rosekiller are raising luna... and then they decide to raise harry too

what if xenophilius also died in the accident that killed pandora so luna was adopted by her uncles? what if evan finds out that dumbledore is raising harry to destroy the rest of voldemort's horcruxes (and himself, considering he is one) and absolutely loses his shit because one of his best friends and his sister died trying to get rid of one? what if he and barty decide to just steal harry after that?

harry getting to king's cross after his second year and finding that the dursleys aren't there because they were told not to come. luna appearing out of nowhere and telling him he's going to be staying with her family now, and her family being two guys who look absolutely murderous until they see her.

also can we imagine the order of the phoenix dynamic. like omfg rosekiller and sirius would be screaming at each other 24/7 and this is 100% how sirius finds out how regulus died and what dumbledore is doing with harry. i just. it would be very fun to write but also very angsty (and that's what this fandom loves, isn't it?)

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YES

it's come to my attention when I say I like jegulily it doesn't mean the same thing as when the rest of you say you like jegulily

they are so much more to me than two pieces of a polycule or queer platonic relationship that happened to share a boyfriend (which all of those things are fine, however not what I thought we were going for)

I meant lily is fucking reg with a strap. they are well oiled machine in the kitchen and if anybody else comes in there while they're working they will die. they are holding each other and sharing kisses well getting railed by James. they have a silent communication between each other that is so perfectly in tune it scares everybody. they purposely get pregnant at the same time and are each other's birthing partners for lemaze and frequently referred to their children as the twins post birth.

the two of them are in a relationship with each other just as much as they are in a relationship with james 

codependent moonwater

regulus who has such bad separation anxiety that he just follows remus around like a lost puppy.

regulus clenching his hand around the back of remus’ sweater whenever he gets too far away from him

regulus who climbs into remus’ lap in broad daylight because he needs to be under his skin but this is as good as it’s gonna get

regulus who just has to look at remus with that pout of his and remus is already caving in.

remus who’s so close to the full moon that his possessive nature can’t help but preen at the sight of regulus looking to him for direction and purpose.

remus’ mind just chanting ‘mine mine mine’ whenever regulus makes eye contact with him

remus who has to scent and/or mark up regulus the week before the moon

remus who has regulus wear his jumpers when they hang out so that every scent that’s not his is suffocated by his own.

similarly, remus who flips between possessive and dominant to insecure loser bf who’s so clingy to regulus.

i’m talking, hand holding, waist gripping, arm tugging, anywhere.

like this man is never letting reg out of his sight bc, why would he wanna leave me?? does he not want me??

and regulus who’s never been wanted by anyone in his life, eats. this. shit. up.

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