reporter - @into-the-jeggyverse - wc: 651
“Mr. Black!”
Regulus froze.
He turned, shoulders drawn tight beneath his coat. A woman in sleek navy robes with a press badge clipped to her chest pushed past a half-hearted security ward with a quick flick of her wand.
She smiled. “Regulus Black, isn’t it? Mind if I ask you a few questions? Just a minute of your time—”
“I don’t do interviews,” Regulus said curtly, already stepping back.
“But the fans are dying to know more about the man behind the legend,” she pressed, stepping in his path. “What’s it like, being married to James Potter? Is he as wild at home as he is on the field?”
Regulus’ stomach twisted.
She laughed at her own innuendo. “Is he competitive? Messy? Or does he practice catching things around the house just for fun?”
He didn’t answer. He was trying to breathe—trying to remember how to breathe through the sudden thundering in his ears. He hated this. He hated being seen. He was never meant to be a public figure, even in marriage. James understood that. James promised.
But the woman wasn’t done.
“Come on, just one detail. Where’d you two meet? Is it true he chased you for years? Or that he proposed midair? Was it a Quidditch ball or a ring he tossed you first?”
Regulus flinched, like she’d thrown it at him now. The crowd behind them blurred—cheering, chanting, whistling, calling James’ name like he was a god.
He was going to throw up. Or hex someone.
And then like magic James appeared:
“Oi! That’s enough!”
The voice cut through everything. James.
Regulus turned, relief hitting like a gust of wind.
James was still in half his gear—pads undone, gloves hanging from one hand, hair a chaotic mess from the wind and the win. He was flushed with victory and still flying high, but the moment his eyes landed on Regulus, everything softened.
He didn’t even look at the reporter.
He walked straight to Regulus.
“Sorry,” he said, not even breathless, not even pretending. “My husband doesn’t give interviews. He barely gives me answers, and I’ve been trying for a decade.”
Regulus’ laugh was small, but real. He felt James’ fingers skim the back of his hand, the smallest touch. The only one he needed.
The reporter opened her mouth again, undeterred. “James, just one—”
James turned, all charm now sharpened to steel. “No.”
It wasn’t angry. It wasn’t loud. But it ended the conversation.
He reached for Regulus properly then, tugging him close by the waist, arm slung so securely it felt like armor.
“Let’s go home,” James murmured, forehead resting briefly against Regulus’ temple. “I left the champagne chilling and the bed unmade.”
Regulus didn’t reply. Just nodded. Let himself be led past the flash of cameras, the calls of teammates and fans. Let himself breathe again.
It was only once they were safely past the warded doors, walking the empty corridor toward the locker rooms, that he spoke.
“You unmade the bed on purpose.”
James grinned. “Of course I did.”
Regulus looked up at him, finally meeting his eyes. “I hate that they talk to me like that. I hate that they think being your husband means I owe them anything.”
James’ expression gentled. “You don’t. You never have. You know that, yeah?”
“I know,” Regulus murmured. “It’s just... overwhelming.”
James pulled him closer, walking slower now, dragging them both to a stop beside a bench.
He kissed Regulus’ cheek—soft, warm, grounding. “I play for the world,” he said. “But I fly for you. And I’d give up the whole damn stadium if it meant you never had to flinch again.”
Regulus rolled his eyes, but they were glassy. “You’re dramatic.”
James shrugged. “You married me anyway.”
A beat. Then Regulus said, “I’ll unmake the bed next time.”
James’ smile turned wicked. “That’s the sexiest thing you’ve ever said to me.”
Imagine if Luna had a special power like Pandora.
Like if she could see through Poly- Juice potioned people , If she was in Goblet Of Fire it would’ve gone like this .
“Hey uncle Barty ”
“ No I’m Mad Eye Moody ”
“No you’re not you are my uncle Barty”
Later in his office …
“So Luna how’d you know”
“ I can see past Poly-Juice potion, Dad says I have a special ability just like mum ”
“ That’s right , It’s so nice to see you again .”
Then after she left he broke down in tears because she is all he has left of Pandora and the love of his life Evan .
And they were roommates :)
Trust them to be the only ones not knowing they're dating yet. Regulus, Dorcas and Pandora be watching on the side, betting on whether they're gonna figure out their feelings before the end of their school years or not.
Honestly, at that point, even the Gryffindors have joined the bet. Months ago. Lost. And then have the time to bet again. Remus is betting they're gonna get married before finding out they're in love.
Oblivious Rosekiller for the win, always :]
Btw I headcannon Barty as taller (and tall, TALL, like, Remus level tall) no one is gonna change my mind. Maybe Evan is a bit too tall in this drawing, even.
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propaganda i'm not falling for:
straight remus lupin
the MCD tag on ao3
kittywater
lily evans hate
the marauders hated peter
dumb sirius black
halloween 1981
the new hbo tv show
james cheating on lily
straight marlene mckinnon
i have only seen this legendary post on pintrest. i thank the tumblr gods for gracing it upon my feed
Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
boopagedon
I am become boop, the destroyer of worlds.
jegulus au where
*Dorcas introducing Marlene to the Skittles for the first time*
Dorcas: “This is Regulus. Yes, he does bite. Do not mention James or Sirius around him.”
Dorcas: “This is Evan-and-Barty. Do Not separate them unless you are prepared to face the consequences.”
Dorcas: “And this is Pandora. She can see the future sometimes and has predicted horrible deaths for all of us, but we don’t like to worry about that.”
Dorcas: “What do you think, babe?” :3
Marlene: “… I think I’ve just unknowingly started dating a cult member”
I just realized that the Slytherin common room is underwater: you can see into the lake from the windows and the creatures passing by.
Do y'all think that, for a moment, as regulus was dragged deeper into the lake at that cave, for a very brief second, he felt at home? He went back, just before exhaling another bubble of air because he couldn't hold onto it any longer, to that place where he could read, and play board games, and gossip and plan some mischief with his boys in Slytherin. Back home.