Everyone Gives Sherlock Holmes A Hard Time About Being Mean About Watson's Writing, But Honestly Imagine

Omg Hera hates it too I feel so vindicated.

Kanan just walks up in to this glider painting party with the WORST MULLET IN JEDI HISTORY??? And everybody just acts like nothing happened becasue how do you tell the blind guy that he just gave himself a shit haircut bc he's blind

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

Oh just fuck me up why don't you.

No one will know the violence it took for me to become this gentle.

another rogue one thing that andor finale adds to is orson krennic's Worst Fucking Week Of His Life. he's already overbudget and behind schedule. classified info leaked because security bureau apparently have dogshit personal operational security. the bureau chief just offed himself so there's no one to scapegoat. tarkin is trying to steal credit for his work. vader chokes him if he gets in a pissy mood. he hates his job and his job hates him. he's probably getting a pre-cancerous stress ulcer from all of this. the spemails (space emails) have not found him well.

#perfectwifeguy

Sherlock: Unbelievable. Here I am, the perfect wifeguy, and yet you haven’t even tried to propose to me >:(

Watson: wot

Sherlock: wot

are you allowed to love? i thought that was forbidden for a jedi

i haven't been playing tumblr as much because i've been outside inhaling pollen

#literally me rn

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets