I'm A Ballista

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]

remember when dash drama looked like this

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

all jedi suck at cooking it’s one of the qualifications

- greez

survivors we adapt my ass, cal can't even adapt to a kitchen

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tag your traumatized man comfort character

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

Commission of a shadowbox depicting Merrin from the video game Jedi Survivor!