Mouse Armor By Jeff De Boer

good lord this thing is useless

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

They had five dollars and a dream

This could never happen to Martin Crieff

she’s right

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

the last remaining story to tell!