There Is A Small Child In This Cafe Writhing And Screaming With Such Violence And Rage That They Keep

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

grass green again post rose window crochet blanket :)

Commission for @four-armed-bandit of Cal Kestis and his cute lil’ droid in the style of Bill Watterson. I’ve never imitated someone else’s art style, but this was very fun for me.

Here’s an A03 link of their writings: https://archiveofourown.org/users/PreludeInZ/pseuds/FourArmedBandit , go check them out!

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it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

Cal Kestis | Jedi Survivor

Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan De Bont as director. Speed did not have any director, because if Speed had any direction, it would’ve been called Velocity

i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

Once upon a time…

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