Moodboard For When You Have To Do The Job You Were Hired To Do In The Location You Applied To Getting

"We are unbelievably still flying over Russia, which continues to be stupidly big. Really enormous. Far bigger than necessary. We've been in the air now for about a week, and it doesn’t look like we’ll be landing until the last syllable of recorded time."

They had five dollars and a dream

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

Once upon a time…

would he fucking say that? let's investigate.

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

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