It's So Nice Being On Tumblr Because You Don't Even Have To Make Your Own Post But People Would Still

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

Inner peace 🕊️🐱😌

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

i used to have a running gag on twitter where i would tweet "i'm going to draw a horse" and then proceeded to draw a horse. here is a compilation

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

Once upon a time…

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

I think you're just jealous of the overwhelming power that streams from THE ORB. It's not corrupting me at all.