The Secret Lives Of Real Birbs!

Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

grass green again post rose window crochet blanket :)

Learning the do's and don'ts of sewing leather by hand, and I'm learning them the hard way. Anyway, of what I have learned so far, the most important thing if you want to try sewing leather is

Don't.

Yeah, it's slow. It's hard. It's tedious. Unsatisfying. You'll stab yourself doing it. But most importantly, at the end of all your hard work, once you finally get to have a good look at what you've made, it looks bad.

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

It was national library workers day yesterday! Thank you for your work!! 📚