Have A Snippet Of The Fic Im Working On Right Now. Do We Like It Or Have I Lost All Semblance Of Writing

true cinema is tom cruise falling flat on his face on a treadmill in his underwear

more thunderbolts because i literally cant stop drawing them please send help

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Pete maverick Mitchel and Ethan Hunt are the same person the only difference is that Ethan is a service top and Mav is a bratty bottom

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The Mission: Impossible movies are so fun because they're spy-based action movies so you figure the main character is going to be this big macho tough guy and then you watch the movies and he's just this sad wet kitten who doesn't want his friends to die

why do hollywolf and fanback give off the same vibes

Every Single MI Movie everyone is trying to get shit done while Ethan Hunt is somehow also unknowingly competing for the World's Biggest Sweetheart award. Running around and looking at people with those big green eyes like 'please oh please let's not fight I want everyone to be okayyyyy 🥺" and telling his friends he's literally in love with all of them and being physically unable to not protect people he literally just met and wearing stupid little soft shirts and fun jackets and also grinning ear to ear and making the worst jokes known to mankind and telling everyone 'it's going to be okay it's going to be okay' because he is going to Make it okay because he Can do that. Because he wants to. Because he's in love with the world. Biggest fucking sweetheart ever. I'm ill I'm sick I'm in physical pain thinking about him

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

I was reading some transformers fanfiction and it's a solely underutilized idea to have humans and Cybertronians be in a symbiotic relationship. In nature all the time big animals will rely on smaller animals' help.

For example humans could give repairs, clean them, and help them reach smaller places. Cybertronians can give transportation and protection of course. They're emotional benefits too; humans are really nice soft things to touch and humans like having big robot friends :3.

So I'm imagining transformers realize how useful it is to have a human partner around so they start going around trying to get one. Anyways this leads to shenanigans of course and a lot of cracky moments.

Suspiciously nice looking car in a driveway with its door opened: ....

The random human who owns the driveway: ...

Human: *turns around* Screw that! I'm not becoming part of the human distribution system today, no sir I am not.

Cybertronian: *sad beeping noises*