Pandakaichou - And The Universe Said I Love You

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The 6, Nico and Reyna in detention (Frank is too sweet and nice to be in detention)

capitalism is a hard game

hello natsonice we gratefully accept

hello tumblr i got u some sbi

Phil definitely doesn’t have a favourite child!

[Transcript Begins:

Phil (reading chat): Who is your favourite child?

Phil: I can’t pick a favourite child!

Phil (zooming into his face for a split second): Techno.

Phil: I can’t pick a favourite child, what are you talking about? That’s crazy, dude.

Transcript Ends]

I legit am gonna frame this on my wall

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

thg characters + textposts: 1/?

Things said in my Discord Servers as HoO Characters

original idea: @fuckprophecys  :))

Percy: TOUGH TALK FOR A FELLOW WITH A SMALL COCK

Annabeth: sometimes I watch myself blank on how to spell nessaccery and I marvel and how the hell I've gotten this far in life

Jason: It’s all about being HomieSexual 

Piper: what the duckity fuck

Frank: my mom says ramen gives you cancer

Hazel: [Nico] if u dont sleep i’ll beat u with a 2L Electric Rice Cooker, WHITE TIGER Portable Mini Rice Cooker with Digital Display, Intelligent timing, 15 Minutes Fast Cooking, Re-heating, Keep Warm, For 2-4 People 

Leo: WONKY MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE MEAT

Nico: “Roses are red, silent as a mouse. Your backdoor is unlocked, I’m inside your house.” - [Nico Di Angelo, 2k20″

Will: don’t talk to me ever again i hate everyone i just wanted to be gay with my boyfriend until i realized it’s 4 in the morning >:(

Reyna: maybe i’m gay maybe i’m straight maybe i’m a fucking frog idk

BONUS:

(Looking at auguries) Octavian: It says I’m sexy and muscular

Reyna: You are literally a pale noodle

Alternate Piper???: yams: i feel like it needs to be said yams are my fucking lord and savior i don’t believe in god but i believe in yams i could probably kill someone, there are many ways to kill someone with yams you could choke someone bye shoving them down their throat or you could stuff the entire body with yams you could put poison in the yams or you could beat someone to death with the yams, you could also smash someone’s peepee with the yams like a rock until it’s flat as paper. in conclusion you could definitely kill someone with a yam and smash their peepees

Hi... I am a single mother with a picky eater. He only wants to eat mcpuffys. Do you have any advice

Hello anon, great questions, thanks for the message.. when we first adopted michael B he would only eat Solid Gold. So we started with yellow foods like butter,pasta,corn. Let him take his time, & listen to him... soups,smoothies are good to start with. Dont make the mistake of making foods that are very complex!! Bc,that might be the issue. Good luck and at least he is not trying to eat your wedding ring

argyle saying “got me stressed out its not even my girlfriend” was the funniest line for me this season we need to talk about that

goddamn are you TRYING to make me cry??? it’s working

finally free

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