Also Have This I Thought It Was Funny, Sneeg Is His Pookie Honeysuckel Lmao

Do NOT get on his bad side

wanted to draw comfort, so i made losa comfort each other :,)

I've had this idea rotating in my head for a while about a specific scenario in a universe where nobody is ever clued in on the fact that the bats are related. They just assume that Robin, Red Robin, Red Hood, Nightwing, and everybody else just coincidentally happens to be Gotham (+Bludhaven) based like Batman is.

Do me a favor and imagine the aftermath of some stage five hall hands on deck crisis where everyone and their team has to gather for debriefing and for medical care. Everybody shows up with their respective teams, Nightwing with his Titans, Red Robin with the old members of YJ, Red Hood with the Outlaws, Batman with the JL ect ect.

Everyone is super tired from the battle and none of them are even given a moment to breathe before Red Hood and Red Robin start beefing on sight. Before anybody can even think to intervene, Nightwing, Orphan, Spoiler, Robin, and Signal join in and they all just start bickering at one another.

Everybody thinks they're about to fight. Like seriously start hashing it out. Thing is, YJ are RR's ride or dies. If RR starts fighting Nightwing then the YJ are gonna fight Nightwing. And then the titans are gonna fight the YJ because those are Nightwing's ride or dies. Same goes for all the teams and their respective leaders.

Everyone looks across the room going, "Am I gonna have to fight you? Man, I don't wanna fight you." They could not wanna fight because of the prior battle, out of respect for their potential opponents, or because they know that opponent would whoop their ass. But they'll still do it because that's their leader.

Eventually all of them stop their bickering, suspending the room in tense silence, as they stare each other down. Everybody is bracing themselves for the first punch and the JL is preparing to break up the fight, but instead the silence is broken by all of the birds turning their heads in one direction and yelling, "Daaaaaaddd!"

The room is dead silent enough that everyone can hear Batman's exhausted sigh echo through the room before it's followed by, "You're all grounded."

Just found out Bruce could control his own blood flow, Heartbeat, and could literally bleed on command.

Now I'm imagining how Brucie would abuse this ability and get so many people in trouble, maybe make a small cut look like a stab wound, stop his heartbeat for unnecessary reasons, and so on

Whatever, go my scarab

Y'know it would've been hilarious if there was a fanfic where the Justice League just thinks "Billionaire Playboy, Model, Actor, etc Bruce Wayne" is a fake persona, and the real Bruce Wayne is actually a mastermind. Because, how else would Brucie have Gotham on the palm of his hands without secretly being a corrupt mastermind?

Here's a little idea I got for Bruce's boarding school days.

A lot of people have been asking for Bruce, Oliver, and Lex boarding school shenanigans in the media, so I'll entertain you lot with this small idea

(disclaimer: this is HEAVILY inspired by Black Butler's school arc as I recently just finished watching that season, I practically snatched their hierarchy and slapped it here)

Bruce came from a prestigious all boys boarding school, it thrived from its strict traditions, but other than that, it had a well knowns hierarchy. Because peasants weren't allowed to attend, juniors were given a role to be assigned to their own seniors to act as their Drudge, and Drudges do anything their assigned Senior tells them to do.

At the top of said hierarchy sat 4 seniors, the Prefect 4, also known as the P4. The P4 are Seniors hand picked by the Headmaster themselves to be in charge of the four dormitory Houses (the Red House, Green House, Blue House, and Purple House) and disciplinary actions.

And of course, if you realised where I'm going with this, Bruce, Oliver and Lex are one of those four chosen seniors. Idk about the 4th one tho, but one of my options are Lucius Fox. like Vincent Phantomhive from the anime Black Butler, due to loosing a bet, Lucius could be the 4th Prefect and be Bruce's Drudge at the same time, cherishing their relationship from school years and eventually staying by Bruce's side and follow Bruce into Wayne Enterprises.

pokes you gently with art request stick. may we have some silly LOSA for the masses

<3

Have some Clownpierce complaining abt his feet hurting and wanting a piggyback ride!! This is their dynamic to me

The Phantom Triplets open a cafe in Gotham

they all take turns as cashier so they can mess with Karens

Danny works as cook, Danny fills the food he makes with passion to give people warm feelings of home and love, while also providing motivation and confidence to do the thing

Dani is in charge of the coffee, filling it with energy and excitement rather than caffeine, effectively creating a healthy coffee, with all the good flavor, and wakefulness you want, and none of the bad effects as the energy wears off gradually

Dan is in charge of pastries and bread, he loves absolutely pounding the bread as well as rolling it out, it’s therapeutic, he fills everything he makes with just a little bit of rage so that the flavor can still be exciting every time you eat it

they are all very much gremlins, but also very nice, like a group of crows you befriended, they will absolutely rock the shit of any rouge that tries to attack their cafe or any regulars of theirs

They could also be the batfam’s favorites, or their worst enemies, cause they’re offering cheap, tasty, healthy food, and feeding the poor, but also refusing to elaborate on how

Red Hood loves them though, since they all hate the Joker with a burning passion, are doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, aren’t a front, and love to mess with Batman whenever they get a chance

thinking about teen bruce in his training days. thinking about how softness and vulnerability was literally tortured, beat, and groomed out of him. thinking about how SO many gaps about the reason why bruce is the way he is now can be filled if people just asked about his training days. thinking about how bruce sees those days as near-worthless (unless he needs to remember a certain skill/teacher) because it didn’t affect his mission of cleaning up gotham. thinking about how the concept of suffering is so artificial to bruce partially because of his training days. thinking about teen bruce wayne