It's a good thing that Reyes Vidal and Zevran Arainai exist in different games because the two of them in any proximity to each other would have been too much bisexual energy for one universe to handle.
Hey it's literally me
My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
Guys I realized why mermista is so rude and edgy. She’s from the sea so she’s, idk, I guess you could say…
Salty
Reblog if Steve is your parent and deserves better than Nancy
Yass
Sea hawk is bisexual. Wanna know how I know that? All pirates are bisexual and so am I, so I’m right.
pearl: good morning garnet! how are you? i’ve just been doing some ballet -
amethyst: *shouting from across the temple* I’M “SOME BALLET” LMAO
pearl, gesturing to her tutu and pointe shoes: garnet i was literally working on my fucking grand jetés i don’t know why she does this
what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
wh whoa , , big lady . ,