passmethejam - chronic hal lover
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4 years ago
IM CRYIGN THIS IS THE BEST THIGN THATS EVER HAPPENJED TO ME I CAN DIE HAPPY

IM CRYIGN THIS IS THE BEST THIGN THATS EVER HAPPENJED TO ME I CAN DIE HAPPY


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4 years ago
I Can Do You One Better

i can do you one better

NEW HEADER MFERS

NEW HEADER MFERS


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4 years ago

Hey guys should i start making hs pride icons? if so just request some,, idk-

either way just ask for some or share this around to spread it:]


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4 years ago
Uwu Hal Supremacy

uwu hal supremacy

4 years ago

hope that clears things up.

what if.

4 years ago

what if homestuck was my property,,, actually,,

what if.

4 years ago

what if.

4 years ago

even tumblr isnt safe anymore i cant do this i cant

hey im back. is this website good yet? are you all well behaved 

Hey Im Back. Is This Website Good Yet? Are You All Well Behaved 
4 years ago

lmao remember when i drew shit?? when i didnt barrage you fuckers with text post after text post

yeah me neither

4 years ago

all my energy goes into memorizing song lyrics and being gay

4 years ago

might be inactive though

i am in trouble with my parents like a five year old smh

4 years ago

i am in trouble with my parents like a five year old smh

4 years ago

shitposting hours

4 years ago

yall need to let it go🤩

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

4 years ago

ok this is some cursed shit my brain produced but like,,

i was thinking about how davekat is actually katdave or something like that and,,,

what if castiel was the top, then i thought of the ship name

caean

4 years ago
Happy Late Christmas!! I Edited A Christmas Hal Just For The Occasion. I’ll Put The Original Hal I

happy late christmas!! i edited a christmas hal just for the occasion. I’ll put the original hal i made and/or transparent sprites if anyone wants that.


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4 years ago

by the way i DEFINITELY still want drawing ideas hmu

4 years ago
Here You Go Anon Thank You For The Suggestion I Love You

here you go anon thank you for the suggestion i love you

You could draw john with a frog,, I just think that'd be neat :> (if you still want drawing ideas, that is)

oh fuck yes


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4 years ago

You could draw john with a frog,, I just think that'd be neat :> (if you still want drawing ideas, that is)

oh fuck yes

4 years ago

waitit is pastt midnighth i will post somethign later todayb

i amso sorry tumblrr i will psot somethign tomorrowo

4 years ago

i amso sorry tumblrr i will psot somethign tomorrowo

4 years ago
I Don’t Want What You Have, I Want To Be You.

I don’t want what you have, I want to be you.

rbs>likes


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4 years ago
Im Not Dead Have A Tierlist

im not dead have a tierlist


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4 years ago

i need someonen to tell me what to draw pleasle help me i dontn want to do my essay


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4 years ago

im sorryy its two in the mroning but dirkjohnn is cute andn haljohn is jcute and dirkjakek is cute why ammi not allowedto like all of themn


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