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MCR Things

“bon the fuck jour”

“i’m like a.. jacket slut”

the way gee changes “oh you look like someone i used to love” (“you look like somebody from the car wash” “you look like somebody i used to work at subway with”)

“i’m a lesbian, i only date girls now”

”this song is about sucking dick for c0c@ine”

“a surprise party for me? You shouldn’t have”

“You’re just rooting for clothes!” “He likes sports! And he likes clothes!”

“i love arts and crafts”

“why don’t you say that into my mouth?!”

“rock and roll is gonna blow up peoples.. private parts”

”not drinking, not partying. just wanted to get something to eat. just wanted a veggie burger”

”i drink soda all night!”

gees grippy hands to ask for mikey’s coffee

“he said he would steal our pets”

if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

mikey and gee dont look crazy similar until u see their faces side by side in the same angle and you're jusr like Oh. thats kiki and bouba

I transitioned from a girl whose lips couldn't move fast enough. to a boy who the dance floor didn't love

Maybe the real danger days is the friends we made along the way :)

Pet names that we know Tweek and Craig call each other

Craig calls Tweek:

Babe

Honey

Dude

Tweek calls Craig:

Tiger

Man

I think also Dude

Will be updating as we learn more

It’s worth noting that while Craig IS his real name, the way Tweek says it is with utmost love and sincerity that it may as well be a mushy pet name.

I went through a lot of goddamn trouble to find that gif so y'all better appreciate it

i want romance. i want intimacy. i want the 2 am love making. i want consistency, loyalty. i want the random looks of admiration. i want to know you're just for me. i want date nights. i want love so pure and true. i want it because i can return it.

“I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days. And thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.”

— Unknown