God Bless The Dinosaur That Died To Make The Fossil Fuel That Was Treated To Become Petrol In The Car

You're telling me that they're filming at Theo's print shop location????

loml - taylor swift

The media is complicit in the dehumanization of Palestinians with the language they continue to use. If they can’t even call children, children, then what do they truly think of them?

So many WIPs, so little time.

Guilty as Sin?

Is it a song about masturbation? Yeah, that's how I interpreted it lol. But, taking some of the lines out of context, I think they really fit Eloise and Theo's relationship. Theloise is a forbidden relationship that never became "official" or reached that physical stage, which somewhat fits the song.

The following are just a few examples:

The almost-kiss, Eloise visiting Theo in Bloomsbury.

I keep recalling things we never did Messy top lip kiss How I long for our trysts

Eloise facing ruin despite never being physical with Theo.

Without ever touching his skin How can I be guilty as sin?

Please send me your favorite theloise songs, I need inspiration to edit <3

Tick-tock on the clock I pace down your block I broke my own heart 'cause you were too polite to do it (1/2)

KRISTIN DAVIS as CHARLOTTE YORK in Sex and the City (1998 — 2004)

Thinking about that time I tried to convince my friend that Theo was coming back for season three and she was like, "Girl, you're delusional," and I was flailing around like, "No, listen--"

...she was right.

pls publish a new theloise fic even if its unfinished we need you back

LMAO trust me I'm on it. 🫡

I thought I would share the summaries of two fics I'm actively working on! I'm really hoping to finish Prelude To Ecstasy before September 5th (when my classes start)!

Prelude To Ecstasy:

Eloise accompanies Benedict to one of Henry Granville’s parties, where she finds someone entirely unexpected. [ft. Theo Sharpe, accidental bodice ripper.]

No. 1 Party Anthem:

Eloise trips and falls into Theo's bed. [Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, and thrice is neither of those things.]

Thank you for the ask! It really does mean a lot to me that people care enough about my writing to want more. 🥹

"Maturing is realizing Dair is better than Chair." Speak for yourself, I've always known Dair is superior!