‘idiots In Love’ Prompts

fella is it gay to memorize the shape of your homie’s body?

asking for my friend Mobius M. Mobius

I love how they drew exactly what happened at the end of season two. Cuteeee 😝😝❤️❤️

No Place Like Home

Sometime after everything, Mobius ends up in Don’s place on the timeline and settles in. Loki is slowly but surely figuring out a way to leave the tree for longer periods of time. He wasn’t sure if Mobius would remember him, but loves him too much to stay away entirely even if he didn’t.

But Mobius does remember him, and his script flies out the window.

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I’m so utterly obsessed with these guys,,,, they just need to be silly dads in suburban cleveland,,,

for some reason I could not find any reference pictures for the kids? that’s why they’re a bit less fleshed out than loki and mobius. plus I don’t usually draw children, so 🤷‍♂️

I might have to make this a continuing au because my need for domestic fluff is already outweighing my need for sleep

CRYINGGGG

❛ 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ❜

The Night We Met || Loki & Mobius [ AU +S2]

OTP dialogue prompts Pt. 3 (fake dating)

Hey guys, I'm planning to turn this into a series so please send me some tropes, AUs or different OTP dynamics you want to see as Dialogue Prompts.

"Hold my hand you dumbass."

"I'm only doing this to win the bet." "Same here sweetie."

"Rule number one: no catching feelings."

"Why me? I mean, you could ask anyone to fake-date you so why me?"

"This is just the mission."

"Yes we're... totally dating." "We are?"

"For an asshole, you make a pretty good (partner/boyfriend/girlfriend)"

"Wait, you've never been to a fair? That's our next date- fake date I mean."

"I'm pretty sure my mom likes you way more than any of my actual partners."

"We need rules if we're gonna do this."

"What's in this for me?"

"I need to make my shitbag ex jealous and you hate him too. Truce?"

"Oh my God no, they booked us one bed because they think we're actually dating." (leads into one bed trope ofc)

"We make a such a cute couple don't we?"

"Don't worry darling, you can sit on my lap. Gotta sell this to the people don't we?"

"I hate this so much. So much. How'd you talk me into this again?"

"Why is this date better than the real ones I've been on?"

"If this is some plot to confess your undying love for me, you could've just said so."

"I want your hoodie... to sell the dating lie not because it smells like you."

"I think I would've died last year if you told me I was on a date with you." "With excitement or pain?" "Both."

"If this is fake, why do I have to meet your parents?"

"Look, if you do this for me and do a good job, I'll pay you at the end. Seriously."

"I think a broke a rule."

The ending scene was them pining for each other.

Mobius' echo of "LET TIME PASS" reaching Loki and making him tear up confirming he was watching over Mobius.

Mobius leaving the TVA because Loki isn't there anymore(His Glorious Purpose)

Mobius being completely miserable whereas Sylvie is seen happy and care free and time hopping with only a "it's weird that Loki's not here, isn't it? "

Loki going to seek Mobius first for comfort when faced with the moral dilemma of choosing who lives and dies.

Loki staring at his hand wistfully, with tears in his eyes while he watches Mobius slip away.

Mobius being the first to notice something was wrong when Loki started walking towards the loom.

The fact that Mobius was present when Loki said "I know what kind of god i need to be... FOR YOU" means the director(s) and writer(s) are seeing him as a possible romance arc in the future for Loki that's why they put him there with Sylvie to claim plausible deniability.

The season one kiss being retconed.

Loki not killing Sylvie (which he CONTEMPLATED at first) means he wants to give her the chance to go write her own story like she's always wanted without running. And we can see her being happy (WITHOUT LOKI) at the end because she's finally free.

Sylvie comforting Mobius because she knows he has lost more than her. She knows the connection Loki had with Mobius.

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bestfriend texts with nick !! 🧸

— best friend texts with nick sturniolo. ⸰ 𖥔 ͙

warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol, corny, not proofread.

a/n: i love making the text fics AMENNN

remember when loki compared himself to thor? and he implied that he too has gone soft due to falling for a mortal?

now, remember thor asking heimdall to watch over jane’s life for him?

guess what loki was doing with mobius’ life right now?

Fake Dating Prompts

1. “Don’t worry.  I’m a good actor/actress.”

2. “I know we’re supposed to be faking our relationship, but I think I’m actually starting to fall for you.”

3. “I said moaning, not screaming!  I want them to think we’re having sex, not that you’re being murdered!”

4. “It felt real when you kissed me.”

5. “Make it look more believable.  Hold my hand.”

6. “I’m willing to help you, but I don’t know how I feel about lying to people.”

7. “You’re a terrible cuddler.”  “And you’re a terrible kisser, but you asked me to be your fake girlfriend/boyfriend, so stop complaining.”

8. “I wasn’t exactly faking it when I told you I loved you.”  “And I wasn’t exactly faking it when I said it back.”

9. “Quick, they’re coming!  Kiss me!”

10. “Look.  If we do this, I’ll buy you stuff and my parents aren’t gonna think I’m a loser.  It’s a win for both of us.”

11. “You sure seemed to like it when I put my tongue in your mouth while we were kissing.”

12. “You wanna tell me why you had a boner when we were making out?”

13. “I know I said I didn’t want to make your ex jealous, but he’s/she’s a piece of shit and I changed my mind.  Come here so I can kiss you.”

14. “You’re so annoying.”  “People are coming.”  “I love you so much, baby!”

15. “Can you at least brush your teeth if we’re gonna kiss each other?  Your breath is fucking rancid!”

16. “To be clear, this is not gonna be like those movies where they pretend to date and then end up actually falling in love with each other.”

17. “Why on earth would I pretend to be your girlfriend/boyfriend?”  “Because I’ll pay you and we both know you need the money.”

18. “If we want this to look real, you’re gonna have to suck it up and cuddle with me.”

19. “Okay, there’s only one bed.  Neither of us want to sleep on the floor, so I guess we have to share.  But the following rules are not negotiable.  We sleep on opposite sides, backs to each other, and no cuddling or curling into each other.  Got it?”  “That sounds fair enough.”

20. “Take off your clothes.”  “What?!”  “Not all of them!  Just enough that they think we’re having sex.  I’ll be respectful.”

21. “You’re looking at me like you actually like me.”  “What?  No!  Why would I do that?”

22. “Was that a kiss or was that you trying to devour me whole?”

23. “Your hand is fucking freezing.”  “Yeah, well you’re gonna need to hold it if you want your parents to believe what you said about having a girlfriend/boyfriend.”

24. “I’m surprised we’re actually pulling it off, given how often we look like we want to drown each other.”

25. “I kinda liked sharing the bed with you.”

26. “You’re a better kisser than I thought you’d be.”

27. “Do you wanna maybe try dating for real?”

28. “Did you kiss me on the forehead when I fell asleep?”  “There were people around.  I had to make it look believable.”

29. “As much as I’d rather eat a shard of glass than kiss you, I guess I can grit my teeth and play along.”

30. “Hopefully it’s not awkward when we both actually find love.”

Remember when Mobius said “I think…i might, have an idea of what he’s capable of.” about Loki and in the end he was right?!

Everywhere Mobius goes, if there is a radio, a speaker— any music device, an old-timey love song will play.

Sometimes these songs cut off the current song or the radio host, leaving the host and listener confused.

Sometimes the radio is off and will randomly turn on and freak people out. But not Mobius.

Mobius loves all the songs that usually play. But there’s one song in particular that Loki plays that makes him smile the most.

“We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, but I know we’ll meet again some sunny day…”