I Just Been Thinking About Alfred And Bruce A Lot Lately. Also I Just Really Like The Idea That Before

The pictures I used in Halbarry Fanbook

A summary

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Bruce: I hate it here

Justice League: *needs Hal’s help with a mission*

Hal: *somewhere in outer space*

Barry: THE FLASH IS THE LAMEST SUPERHERO IN EXISTENCE

Hal: *zooming in to earth from space* WHOEVER SAID THAT YOUR MOM’S A HOE

Barry: *on the verge of tears* My mama is dead

Hal, currently squeezing Barry to death: Aww baby I know

Bruce: I hate this fucking job

this is their whole relationship

hahaha crack pairings/ships am i right

The girls compiled. Took quite some time to finish drawing but well it was worth it

Okay but hear me out—

Wally sometimes dreams of the Speedforce and doesn’t treat it as a nightmare. He’ll go almost perfectly still and his breathing and heart rate would drop, almost as if he died. It’s deeper than sleep.

Bruce’ll wake up to the sudden stillness and for a second, he thinks Wally is dead (almost always, that’s the first thing that pops up no matter how many times he’s dealt with this before). He’ll watch Wally slowly and surely, unblinking.

When Wally wakes up from the dream, he’ll turn over and see Bruce staring. He’ll push his head to the crook of his neck, tracing nondescript patterns down Bruce’s back, mouthing silent apologies. 

so that sbi stream huh

absolutely obsessed with these tiktok comments

The JL (specifically Bruce) kept sending notifications whenever Billy was at someone’s house and was about to sleep in. Billy got more house invites and with the house invites because the JL wanted him to sleep over at their places badly. And because of this, Billy got more nonsense calls/emergencies/missions. The JL (unintentionally) created a problem for the boy.

I feel like John won by accident because Billy was just tired from all the nonsense notifs that came everytime he was at someone’s house. Once John (unknowing of the rule) invited Billy over to the House of Mystery/his house/or something,  Billy was like “fuck manners, im fucking tired from JL shit” and slept

(or billy knew and he wanted john to win,,, who knows)

Due to the amount of League members who wanted to adopt/foster Billy Batson, A rule was created. Whoever gets Billy to fall asleep and spend the night at their house, gets to keep him.

Bruce thought he won when Billy fell asleep on one of his many couches. However, Dick bursted in saying how ‘he had to see his new baby brother’; prompting Billy to wake up and leave. Afterwards, Bruce would not talk to Dick for 3 days.

Clark came close when Jon and Billy were about to have a sleepover, but urgent JL notification came in. Meaning both Clark and Billy had to leave. Clark still thinks the notification was a set up by Bruce. (It was)

Diana claimed to win, but after some investigation it was found that Billy had spent the night at Themyscira, not Diana’s actual house.

Almost every member of the JL has tried. None has succeed.