Billy Batson Memes Bc Im In The Mood-

Headcanon: Everyone just assumes that between Bruce and Hal that Bruce is the disciplinarian and Hal’s just there to look pretty. But one of these men was raised in a strict military family and the other one drove his butler wild with his rich kid shenanigans. So the JL are in for a shock when BruceHal are off-world on a mission and the Bat kids have somehow set 2/3 of the Gotham harbour on fire. Like the water’s on actual fire. 

Barry: We’re going to tell Batman!

Batkids: *look at each other and shrug*

Batkids: Weird flex but okay. 

Superman: And I guess we should tell Green Lantern as well?

Batkids:…disperse! 

you ever just.

For Character Bingo how about Drift

My opinions are not popular because I still like my Drift seasoned with a soupcon of kook. He plays up his spirituality to achieve an effect (mostly provoking Ratchet), but he actually does believe in that shit. It's just funnier if the contradiction is real. He's manipulative. He's cynical. He's a stone cold killer. But he was also physically rebuilt and socially deprogrammed by a crunchy granola back-to-the-land utopian cult during an extremely impressionable period in his life, so yeah, he really is into herbal healing and will gamely read your star chart. What's delicious is you can never really tell if he's shitting you or not. Dream diary? Sure. You nod and agree, because you're kind of terrified of him.

Gotham tweets must be wild

“Bruh. Batman really just let Catwoman go. Like dude, she stole the Mona Lisa, but noooooo- he has to secure the pussy first.”

“The scarecrow just gassed my school. RT for him to gas yours”

probably should have saved a handful of these for december but i’m not about to wait that long

*On an off world mission*

Hal: *Winks* Let’s get astronaughty

Bruce: Seriously?

Hal: Honestly, the only reason I became an intergalactic space cop was to say that

A bunch of the Justice League’s villains work together to capture the league and when someone asks where Captain Marvel is, his villains point over at Billy Batson, a scrawny underfed 10 year old child, and so everyone is like, “Bro what the fuck that is very clearly not Captain Marvel” and his villains are like, “Trust me it is” and then try to get Billy to show everyone but Billy starts panicking because he doesn’t know what to do in this situation and ends up just doing what any 10 year old would do when they’ve been kidnapped by their arch-nemeses and can’t fight them off without revealing that they’re a child to their superhero coworkers, and bursts out into tears while trying to act like a completely normal 10 year old and so now everyone is just glaring at his villains like, “What the fuck guys" while they’re desperately trying to get Billy to Shazam

Can we talk about the Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs credits?

I mean

These are so cute?

The marketing did dirty with this movie