Hal Trying To Sneak Into Bruce’s Room Late At Night: 😬

Bruce: I could hurt you if I wanted

Hal: Yeah? So could another human being

Hal: So could a dog, a cat, a cow, a bat??

Hal: So could a dedicated bird

Hal: You aren't special

Crack Prompt

Characters have a rap battle that goes horribly wrong.

yes

this was going to be deleted but i kept it for some reason

i’d like to imagine billy being friends with some of the good street rat kids.

one day, billy’s just chilling in the watchtower until he remembers that fuck, its jimmy’s birthday today what do i get him (he gets him the flash figurine that barry gives to the JL like every tuesday or something)

or fawcett’s got a street problem so billy (in his child/true form) goes with his friends, deal with the street problem, maybe call the JL, go back home and feed his apartment rats. 

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black mask or someone has an alliance with fawcett’s underground bosses? no problem! just get information from the boys and give the information to the JL!

superman wants to interrogate you because you gave captain marvel information about the local mafia? run into an allyway and hide in the shadows! he will never find you! 

got a suspicous hobo british man that swears a lot? talks about billy and captain marvel? call in the hood! they’ll take care of it!

yep there they are, defenders of the universe alright

It’s inconceivable how many instances there are of Captain Marvel’s kiddish tendencies being used in conjunction with blind obedience towards authority or in making rash split-second decisions when in reality there should be way more moments of him being a rightfully stupid preteen. Billy should get to stop and play with a dog while a villain recites a melodramatic speech in the background and he needs to laugh so hard that he cries over fart jokes. Bringing balance to his mythos by making him fry open watermelons with his thunderbolts.

batlantern with shapeshifter!hal

Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff). 

These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.

-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food. 

-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol

-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people. 

Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic. 

you know how i said i would stop? well… i lied sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯