No But Bruce And Hal Dancing With Each Other In The Dead Of Night To Soft Classical Music And Just Staring

poor tim, he just wanted to show off for once

tim rocking up to family dinner, new boyfriend in tow, thinking that he’s going to be the center of attention that night only for jason to simply be there and therefore steal the spotlight. absolutely horrible how dare he.

Tfw you realize your twin has the same type as yours…  [1] [2]

Omake:

Interviewer to Hal Jordan: So what’s it like to marry someone way, way WAY out of your league?

Bruce Wayne grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

Please I would like more billy spilling tea.(also this batkid au is so fun you are amazing)

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

(Thank you! I've had this idea for a while so I'm very excited to be able to yell about it!)

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Billy, half naked on top of Bruce Wayne's car: Superman punched Green Arrow today

Damian, getting out of Bruce Wayne's car: Oh?

Billy, slowly sliding off the car: It's cause he was bragging about the fact that he had sex with your dad

Damian:

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Billy, duct tapped to the wall: Robin stabbed Green Lantern and called him a little bitch, and now Hank is crying

Damian, duct tapping Billy to the wall: Good for Robin.

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Billy, covered in swamp water: Have you seen Damian?

Cass: *signing* No, why?

Billy: I need to tell him about how Barry accidentally poisoned Diana

Cass:

Cass: *signing* I am intrigued

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Billy, wearing a strangely fancy suit: Hi, Mr. Wayne sir, can you tell Damian that Hank and Iris are fighting at Denny's tommorow at three a.m?

Bruce:

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Billy, stuck in a sleeping bag: Superman said that Jon was an angel and Robin was going to burn in hell

Jon, also stuck in a sleeping bag: Nice

Duke, Damian, Cass: *Laughing*

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Shazam (Billy): Damian said you guys were over rated nerds

Shazam (Billy): Except Diana.

Green Arrow (Oliver Queen): Are you spilling tea, or delivering a message

Shazam (Billy):

Flash (Barry Allen): Don't answer that

Person A is T-Posing.

Person B is aggressively doing the macarena.

Person C is cycling through some Fortnite dances.

Person D is wearing the exact same clothes and is in the exact same pose as the “You know I had to do it to em” guy.

Meanwhile tired parent/parent friend Person E is suffering as they lie on the ground being surrounded by these idiots.

personal hc of Childe is that after the abyss he became physically unable to cry and on bad days he dissociates for hours on end and Zhongli just holds him while wanting nothing more but to heal him from the horrors of his childhood

Train to nowhere, At least you’re there

For the #finishinfinitytrain hashtag event on twitter!! twitter

the whole running gag about scott lang as the idiot along for the ride in the wider mcu is a lot funnier when you think about how scott lang canonically has a higher education than most of the avengers.

someone, ANYONE, give me something comedic through a reblog or something PLEASE

I AM IN—



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