The Rest Of Avengers When The World Is In Danger But Its Not Their Movie

Headcanon: Everyone just assumes that between Bruce and Hal that Bruce is the disciplinarian and Hal’s just there to look pretty. But one of these men was raised in a strict military family and the other one drove his butler wild with his rich kid shenanigans. So the JL are in for a shock when BruceHal are off-world on a mission and the Bat kids have somehow set 2/3 of the Gotham harbour on fire. Like the water’s on actual fire. 

Barry: We’re going to tell Batman!

Batkids: *look at each other and shrug*

Batkids: Weird flex but okay. 

Superman: And I guess we should tell Green Lantern as well?

Batkids:…disperse! 

4. He’s also getting questions about his home life and he’d rather let that topic die in a corner

So, the Justice league finds out his secret identity.

Cool he’s fine with that.

What he’s NOT cool with, is the fact…

they treat him worse than their sidekicks. (Ugh)

He’s not allowed on league missions anymore.

He can’t even stop crime anymore. (keep to your own city, is that really hard?)

They don’t even treat him like a hero anymore…

tiktok trend part 7.5! i am so sorry for this one.

PSA: the audio is a little n//s//f//w and there are spoilers for IDW Lost Light #25

HOLY FUCK

Alright fuckers I made a shitty unoriginal quiz

What terrible batfam outfit are you

whoops did it again

Prompt 151

“What, is sleep resistance part of your powers too?”

“No, but chugging energy drinks is,” replied Hero, chugging their 23rd can of Monster Energy without breaking eye contact.

this,,, is so wholesome 💕💖💞💖💞💞💖💞💞💞

Does this count as family bonding

John: let me see what you have!

Billy: A knife! ( Turn his attention to a demon or something)

John: Good, aim for the stomach

Billy: (covered in blood) That was fun.

John: (also covered in blood) You did good, I say this calls for ice cream

(Cut to Billy and John eating ice cream, while a horrified shopkeeper watches)