Latest Posts by perfectlyzealousperfection - Page 11

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

How its been lately

asking a trans guy to pick between vampires pirates or cowboys is like asking him to pick between food water or shelter

i need to be between them

in the archivs, straight up "looking at it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. everythinng

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

I love you, George Takei.

Let Men Cry

Just a small thing that I adore about Castlevania as a show is that we see a lot of men cry. And with that I mean really ugly cry, rather than having a single tear sexy-cry. I love it.

Let men cry. Men deserve to cry, too.

"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.

BRO WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN????? YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND NOT ELABORATE HELLO????????????

*extremely tired sigh* Vive la Révolution

They should dunk Alucard in water more often

Juste: "I've never understood that vow-of-chastity business, to be honest. Doesn't sound healthy to me."

Mizrak:

I'm watching Castlevania Nocturne Season 2 for the plot. The Plot:

And a damn fine one too.

He's actually me

He's very scuncht about it

MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE IS BACK

said to man who's currently in a homoerotic will-they-won't-they with a morally grey vampire dragon

*squeezes his cheeks*

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

Happy anniversary, Stonewall riots! Stay revolutionary!