Latest Posts by perfectlyzealousperfection - Page 8

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

Me the second the Castlevania Nocturne came out.

in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

I LOVE ELMO 😭

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

my contribution to the selfshipping community 🫡

My wife :'(

hes so meow meow

conservatives have fully lost the plot its actually extremely normal for little kids to pretend to be animals. it's a pretty essential part of their mental development and helps them practice creative skills actually. if a kid comes up to you and says "I'm a kitty cat" you don't need to reality check them. it's fine actually. the correct response is to say "are you? have you caught any mice today? what kind of kitty cat? do you have orange stripes? should we have tuna salad for lunch?"

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

accidentally typed "trench kiss" instead of "french kiss". anyone wanna hold hands and kiss in a muddy hole full of rats as bullets and grenades and artillerary shells fly over our heads?

I have the craziesttttt most perverted insane problematic shocking shameful kink ever where I yearn to be seen as a man and then kissed on the cheek

There's a palestinian holocaust happening right now and all you can publicly say is "yeah but what about israeli victims tho"

Catastrophic cutie pie Alucard moments no survivors found

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die

autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

Too autistic for this, I'm going to have a heart attack

Oh yeah since I’m here have some totally silly normal au jayviks :3

Teehee

christopher eccleston do you know that i would die for you (1 2)

Worth it.

*seperated collage below*

in another universe my tummy doesn't hurt right now

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

castlevania nocturne writers please hire me. i promise i will not make a scene in every single episode where alucard has to get shirtless for no discernible reason. ok i lied

jonathan sims and young stanford pines should kiss

I think the clash of their mutual egos would either lead to a rivalry of lethal consequences, or the most passionate and hateful make out session known to man

we need more trans men