Alfred's Playhouse Slop

This is exactly how I look at someone when they ask me what I'm reading

When I think I’ve hit rock bottom but remember the time I wrote McLennon omegaverse

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the ones worth suffering for.

Bob Marley

You’ve got to be kidding me

R.I.P. Brian Wilson

Schraderbräu - I’ve finally got it lol

Deleted my last post because I’m keeping the fuckass dog. I love her too much

When it's 5 minutes to closing and an entire bloodline walks through the door (they're then followed by two separate groups of people)