Pewpewigotagun - "pthhpth,"

Eloha: So... Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Hugo: ...I did. I broke it.

Eloha: No. No you didn't. Dedan?

Dedan: Don't look at me. Look at Enoch.

Enoch: What?! I didn't break it.

Dedan: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Enoch: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Dedan: Suspicious.

Enoch: No it's not!

Japhet: If it matters, probably not, but Pablo was the last one to use it.

Pablo: Liar! I don't even drink that!

Japhet: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Pablo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Japhet!

Hugo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, mama...

Eloha: No! Who broke it!?

Enoch: Eloha... The Batter’s been awfully quiet...

Batter: REALLY?!

Elie Saab fall 2021 rtw

UBI needs to happen. via antiwork

FIGURES!

Who would win?

Tutu Eridan

Or

March Eridan

STRIFE!

fuckin swwoon (eridan is me, photo cred is on there)

Me:

Do I love it or hate it?! AAAAAAA

sup bitches im here to reclaim my “unnessecary-angst-comics-of-the-most-comic-relief-characters-in-the-game” crown. 

and a bonus cuz im weak: 

My Teeth Are Going To Kill Me AKA I survived catching COVID19 but I might not survive sepsis

Listen, I hate doing this. I hate revealing things about myself online but here we go. I was born with a thing called amelogenisis imperfecta, basically teeth with no enamel, extremely soft, and cavity prone.

I grew up in a poverty stricken town in the deep south, and went to the dentist one time as a kid. He suggested caps and spacers for my teeth to mitigate the damage, but the state insurance didn’t cover that, as it fell under “cosmetic procedures”, and would cost almost two thousand dollars out of pocket.

We didn’t have that. My mom was raising 5 kids. Of course we didn’t have that.

So I went through life getting cavities and having teeth snap off at the gumline. I had a tooth break while brushing my teeth (which I do with a baby toothbrush. every time I eat, I floss, I rinse, the whole nine, every day at least 4 times because debris = abscess). I’m not kidding you. This is deadly serious. My brother had the same condition, and got pericarditis from an infected molar and nearly died from sepsis. I’ve talked to dental schools, but they are unwilling to so much as go near my mouth in this condition. I have more abscesses than teeth.

It’s getting harder and harder to eat solid food.

You may think this is a scam. You may think, your teeth can’t be THAT bad! Friends, strangers, mutuals, I am about to share something with you that brings me so much humiliation and pain, in hopes that you will help me. PLEASE be kind, I know they’re an ugly sight, I know it’s terrible. Nearly each and every one needs to be pulled, and my insurance only covers 30% of the cost. Two teeth cost me 618. As horrifying as this is for me, as shame filled as I am, I ask you to spread this post as far as possible.

Warning: GRAPHIC IMAGES OF TEETH

as you can see, the situation is Bad. My teeth are Bad. Everything is Bad. I need help. Each one needs pulled, at the least, so I can get a set of dentures. My dream would be implants, but that’s simply a dream and not a possibility. I just want enough money to have each one yanked for good. Over the last 4 months I’ve been on clindamycin 3 times for the infections.

Please, for the love of whatever deity you hold dear, help me. Tag your friends, do whatever you have to, laugh at me if you want, as long as this post gets some sort of exposure because I am staring death in the face at this point.

Paypal: paypal.me/fowlerblack

puberty

Misheard lyrics better than the actual song, three dead two injured. I love transgender people and if you reblog this you’re pro-trans