🍰 Yummy hat collection 🍰
hunk: did you eat all the donuts?
lance: no
hunk: i can see the powder on your lips
lance, panicking: that’s cocaine
reverse harem, but the mc is a cute old lady who loves spoiling the very young and very hot boys to death because she’s never had grandchildren. The guys are all fighting over her because it’s the most genuine love and validation they’ve ever received in their lives and they also lowkey want to be adopted by her.
Damien: One day, I will be your second husband.
Amira: What happened to my first husband?
Damien: Nothing you can prove.
Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.
President Shadow
Important Announcement:
April Fools Day (April 1) is one week away. To that end, I just want it known now, well before the day, that this blog will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, freak-out posts, fake hackings, fake emergencies, fake news, and “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. We’re staying safe and chill around here.
I’m honestly not into April Fools Day, really, unless the jokes are obvious and silly–like Rickrolls and Dad Jokes. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional.
hi, it’s time for another issue of “i don’t have an adhd diagnosis but reading this made me want to scream over how relatable it is”
Peachy, [any pronouns, get creative] 20 mostly a personal account, I reblog things I'd like to find later acab
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