Me When I'm Both

old.

2014 was 10 years ago. how we feeling tumblrinas

I believe in you.

ALEX MERCER in JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS

Well, you know what else is so '90s? Being rude. Alright? Get woke. These are sensitive times.

why is it so hard for able bodied people to believe that doctors are sometimes just incompetent? you realize doctors are people, right? people that can be bad at their job. that happens sometimes. they don't know everything because there's a piece of paper on their wall that says they're smart, actually. they can sometimes be wrong, actually. they can sometimes cut corners and take the easy way out, actually. they can sometimes hate their job and make that their patients problem, actually. doctors aren't all saints who do everything right the first time. please stop invalidating disabled people when they complain about their terrible treatment at the hands of medical professionals. please stop putting the feelings of doctors over the lives of their patients.

Since I was feeling bold and creative I painted the shoes more so here we are

I'll send a prayer to Hades as an apology in advance, but otherwise I 100% can't wait.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

The entirety of the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants lmao

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So me and A (boyfriend<33) actually fell out of contact for a while after school last year (we were in the same homeroom) and one of the first things I start a conversation with them in dms about is music. Not just any music. Not just music from a nonbinary artist. Nerdy fandom music from Stupendium. And one of the first songs I recommended was The Muppet Cypher because I know he loves Kermit the frog. So, now I'm declaring our song The Muppet Cypher.