minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
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98 LINES, 80% COMPLETELY NEW MATERIAL
the princess and the dragon of colchis
I've been SO crazy about Medea lately. colchian dragon design is based on THIS kylix where it eats Jason <3
watch out for this vase with young-looking hot Menelaus holding Diomedes, to prevent him from killing Achilles (who murdered Thersites who was Diomedes' cousin)
Meanwhile Agamemnon is depicted as older hot papa, very angry at Achilles like "kid, can you stop killing people and work on your anger issues???" - not like Mycenaean daddy could join him for the anger stuff...
and Phoenix like "not this angry kid killing people again" and Achilles giving zero f 🍆cks.
If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)
I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).
the way that storytelling in the odyssey loops in on itself… everyone in the odyssey wants to know the odyssey. telemachus leaves for sparta in order to hear it. odysseus sits with the phaeacians deep into the night telling it. and he withholds it from people he doesn’t trust, only to reveal himself and tell it again. the sirens and demodocus sing to him about the iliad. penelope tells ithaca's bard phemius to stop singing because he has no songs about odysseus returning; if he can’t sing the odyssey, he shouldn't sing at all
When I saw this picture, I knew I had to draw it with Hektor and Andromache, it's perfect for them~
thinking about that hector/andromache statue again 🥺 [insp/ref]
Suppliant my children's murderer to implore, And kiss those hands yet reeking with their gore
(2/2)
yoo imma fight a river god
some of willy pogany’s illustrations from padraic colum’s the adventures of odysseus and the tale of troy, 1918