platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you
Writing an essay about AAWIL but every other sentence in my notes is just "oughh....the horrors....oughhh"
Today, as a demonstration of my supreme powers, I have successfully transformed 4 hours' worth of work into 10 hours' worth of work. The outcome is literally no different from what it would've been otherwise, but I sat down at my work desk at 8 am and it's now 6 pm.
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
i'm on a lot of nyquil right now
if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together