Electric Eel!!

Ooooo. That last shot of Michael Shelley as he originally was is so powerful….WELL DONE!

CONTENT WARNING: Body horror.

Spooky scary Shelley-tons!! Ok Michael Distortion fans, this one is for you.

Drawn in Storyboard Pro 20.1 with custom brushes from Rozlyn Waltz. The Magnus Archives is a podcast written by Jonathan Sims, Directed by Alexander J Newall, and distributed by Rusty Quill! This clip features voice acting by Jonathan Sims and Luke Booys!

Had a lot of fun figuring out how Michael moves! Now that I've drawn his grand entrance, maybe someday I'll draw the scene where he...uh...leaves.

I have never been happier!!!

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“What’s that shit-smear in the Southwest of your country?”

That is Alabama. We don’t talk about it.

Just to recap: Marshae Jones got shot when she was pregnant. The charges have been dropped against the shooter. Ms. Jones, however, is being charged with man slaughter. (source)

Notice that she’s not white? That isn’t a mistake or some weird coincidence. Black women and other women of color have always been living The Handmaiden’s Tale in America.

“Florida Suspect, 22, Allegedly Attacked Mother With Sausages”

April 14th: Florida man slapped with a Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument

“How did Eve end up with all the damn blame...”

Okay so I’ve been wanting to add my own personal analysis of what this song means and what it’s pointing out.

I love Sara Bareilles not just for her amazing music, but for her acute awareness of the world as it is. She has not sold her soul to franchise and therefore not lost sight of the world around her. She is a true role model for girls everywhere!

 First; the question in the heading: ‘How the hell did Eve end up with all the blame?’ Was it because of this supposed ‘original sin’ that women have, since before recorded history, been constantly underestimated, oppressed and yes blamed!

We have been underestimated in modern times because historically we did not usually hold positions of power, with few exceptions. Why? Were we truly so threatening that we had to be so indoctrinated from birth in early archaic times, so that we could not look beyond our kitchens and birth canals? That we were taught that we are somehow ‘less than man’ that we are ‘not strong enough’. We were not allowed to think of ourselves as nothing, but damsels in distress.

So radical was it that there should be a female Monarch, or a knight! (Joan of Arc).

“..Kitty Cat calls..”

Was it for this ‘sin’ that we are to be held responsible for assault on our bodies and why? Because long have we been labeled as ‘tempting’. It was-and sometimes still is-considered our responsibility for the reactions we receive for what we wear. This sin which forever labels us as ‘evil’ that needs to be suppressed.

You can’t have a brain, just stay silent. Whatever you may say could be lead men astray.

You can’t be the hero, just sit quiet. Whatever mess you’re in, it is your fault, and a man has to save you.

You can’t be the leader, close your mouth. You will bring the world to ruin.

You must look pleasing to men’s eyes as punishment for being born the way you are, otherwise you are inadequate. 

All because we were considered a threat, and still are. Especially now! Now we’ve found our voices. We don’t need to smile and sit complacent for your pleasure.

Don’t tell me to smile, that’s not your place. I’m not here for your enjoyment.

No, I won’t tolerate your harassment on the street, you should know better.

I am not an object.

I am not to blame for your behaviour, or the problems you created, so point your fingers somewhere else.

Control yourself, and get out of my way. I’ve got shit to do.

Sara Bareilles - Armor (Lyric Video)

This woman is our true Queen!

The dweeb in charge of this advertisement: An yes, this is how we'll get kids interested in the bible; a pedophile in a beeny.

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“What If...” Episode 7

Bad Bitch Dr. Jane “Imma-punch-a-literal-god-in-the-face-cuz-i’m-a-genius” Foster Phd. Really looked at a Himbo God from another planet and said “I want that one.”

I just choked on my falafel!

Bruce: I got Netflix for you like you asked!

Clark: Oh awesome! I’ve been mooching off Lois’ account for years so this’ll be nice.

Bruce: Wait, what do you mean account?

Clark: Her Netflix account

Bruce:

Clark: Like her profile? I wanted an account of my own. They’re like, $8.

Bruce:

Bruce: Ohhh. You wanted… an account on the service..

Clark: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait what did you buy?

Bruce:

Bruce: … Netflix