This Is Demelza Fang. She’s My OC For My LOTR/Hobbit Fic  Moonlit Travels on My AO3. Check It Out!

Do you think they fucking knew?

September 23rd.

No, wait, go back. Hugh Dancy did what now?!?!!

Cleansing the house in this uncertain time.

Blessed Be

Oh boy, love this🙄. The pumping of my leg in first grade set off my teacher so much. one day she asked me to stay after class and when my mother came to pick me up. (Btw I lived in the neighborhood and it was standard  for me to walk home so, she made my mom panic about why I wasn’t home and then had the gall to be ‘inconvenienced’ by my mother being ‘late’ to pick me up, even though I told her I lived around the corner from the school.) She asked my mother right in front of me if I was being treated for a brain tumor. which of course gave me a panic attack because even though I was young, my dad was a nurse, so I knew what ‘tumor’ meant. Thanks Mrs. Dean. You should’ve retired ten years before I was born, you decrepit fossil.

Common phrases said to you before you realise you have Adhd

Saw Avengers: Endgame Last night (No Spoilers ahead)

First I want to thank RDJ for the time and effort he put into these movies. He single-handedly held up this franchise and we owe him so much.

Thank you, Chris Evans. For bringing one of my most beloved superheroes to life. To me Captain America is the embodiment of what human kind should strive to be; Kind, Accepting, and Steadfast. (Also: FUCK YOU, NICK FUCKING SPENCER RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BURNING CHAINSAW. JUST.... FUCK YOU, MAN. RUSSOS, YOU’RE FUCKING NEXT. YOU KNOW THE SCENE I’M TALKING ABOUT AND YOU KNOW IT DIDN’T NEED TO BE IN THERE!)

Now:

I’m fine I promise, I just:

Yeah...

Star Wars: Episode IX – Teaser

.....MOTHERFUCKER!!! 

Mikaele Salesa : *remarks how much Martin looks and acts like a younger Jurgen leitner*

Me, remembering that Martin’s father left when he was like 9, that he’s supposed to look exactly like him, that Leitner is old enough to be his dad and that Martin’s dad left in the 90’s which is around the same time that the leitner library was destroyed and leitner went into hiding:

Edit: everyone in these tags is losing their shit, my work here is done

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

The dweeb in charge of this advertisement: An yes, this is how we'll get kids interested in the bible; a pedophile in a beeny.

😂