My Ships Are Not Meant To Be Happy Realistic Portrayals Of Romance.

Finally some kitchen ware to go with my aesthetic.

That night at dinner on the Carte Blanche:

Jet: We’re not mad-

Buddie: We’re furious.

Jet: We promise not to judge too harshly-

Buddie: No, we don’t.

Jet: Despite all evidence to the contrary, Buddie, I am incapable of reading your mind.

Vespa: *slams fist on table* For fucks sake how did Rita and Juno break their fucking legs!?

hijinks gang

we LOVE a couple of legends who piss off men by simply breathing

Nope, kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE. DIE!

This vegan baking show is unreal…

I am binging Our Flag Means Death

1x08 HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!!

“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.” Bitch, please. I wish I couldn’t see.

-sentiment from one whose had enough of this shit.

“Florida Suspect, 22, Allegedly Attacked Mother With Sausages”

April 14th: Florida man slapped with a Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument

If you are Sauron, reduced to an Eye, which you know is referred to as the Eye of Sauron, and you go on to title your spokesminion the Mouth of Sauron, are you not INVITING speculation on the existence and potential function of a Nose of Sauron?

GUYS! 👋🏻 ENERGY !⚡️HERE !!👆🏻PLEASE!!👏🏻

I’m mad