Mav is such a child!!
Bradley (9 years): *Crying*
Maverick: What's happened Baby Goose?
Bradley: You wouldn't understand, grown ups never understand
Maverick: First of all I'd hardly call myself a grownup, yesterday I had cake for dinner
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nothing i love more than a niche ass combo of fandoms.
Me with any fictional characters
Maverick: Can you guys at least try and see it from my perspective?
Tenager Bradley: *Crounches down*
Iceman: *Kneels down*
Slider: *Sits down*
Maverick: I fucking hate all of you
Crack heads!
*While the dagger squad is on a hop*
Phoenix, trying to warn about the location of Mav: To the left!
Fanboy: Take it back now y'all!
Payback: One hop this time!
Hangman: Two hops this time!
Rooster: Everybody clap your hands-
Mav: How have none of you noticed I’ve gotten tone on all of you?
Bob: I did sir, I just chose not to say anything
Iceman: Who traumatized you?
Maverick: Do you want a list?
Iceman, pulling out his gun: Actually, yes.
someone lock me up before i come up with a new way to weaponize ice’s funeral again.
Real. And it fills a void in the soul
"Don't read the same book twice, and expect a different ending."
Fuck off that's what fanfiction is for tf.
Gay, the second they looked at each other! Love at first sight, I tell you❤️
Straight men don't air bite at other men. They just don't.
There's just no heterosexual explanation for the way he looks at him.