Bison!
by James R. Page
A buzzard interrupted one of my axedwarfs in full steel armor while he was getting a drink and proceeded to get his leg busted up and his wing severed with no harm to the dwarf.
Did he attack the dwarf because he was shiny or did he expect to win or?
Just discovered that I have to hunt vampires in Dwarf Fortress. He killed my axelord and I immediately go to the wiki because there is no way I can deal with a (literally) goddamned vampire. After the mandatory rabbit hole, I did manage to find out that this is a very common issue that I've somehow never experienced.
Anyway, I found the vampire (unfortunately they killed another dwarf and somehow no one saw despite being in a 5x10 burrow with the victim and murderer, and for whatever reason the vampire traumatized themselves) but I am keeping the rest of the suspects detained for investigation because now I'm paranoid.
Even without the brakes if the elevator fits the shaft snugly the air will cushion it as it falls.
For those of you who do not know, there is a crocodile moat around the president's house in Yamoussoukro.
gays, like all people, deserve rights
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