already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA
yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day
the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one
coiling (up in a ball, in on themselves, against something, etc)
panting (there’s a slew of adjectives you can put after this, my favorites are shakily, weakly, etc)
keeling over (synonyms are words like collapsing, which is equally as good but overused in media)
trembling/shivering (additional adjectives could be violently, uncontrollably, etc)
sobbing (weeping is a synonym but i’ve never liked that word. also love using sob by itself, as a noun, like “he let out a quiet sob”)
whimpering (love hitting the wips with this word when a character is weak, especially when the pain is subsiding. also love using it for nightmares/attacks and things like that)
clinging (to someone or something, maybe even to themselves or their own clothes)
writhing/thrashing (maybe someone’s holding them down, or maybe they’re in bed alone)
crying (not actual tears. cry as in a shrill, sudden shout)
dazed (usually after the pain has subsided, or when adrenaline is still flowing)
wincing (probably overused but i love this word. synonym could be grimacing)
doubling-over (kinda close to keeling over but they don’t actually hit the ground, just kinda fold in on themselves)
heaving (i like to use it for describing the way someone’s breathing, ex. “heaving breaths” but can also be used for the nasty stuff like dry heaving or vomiting)
gasping/sucking/drawing in a breath (or any other words and phrases that mean a sharp intake of breath, that shite is gold)
murmuring/muttering/whispering (or other quiet forms of speaking after enduring intense pain)
hiccuping/spluttering/sniffling (words that generally imply crying without saying crying. the word crying is used so much it kinda loses its appeal, that’s why i like to mix other words like these in)
stuttering (or other general terms that show an impaired ability to speak — when someone’s in intense pain, it gets hard to talk)
staggering/stumbling (there is a difference between pain that makes you not want to stand, and pain that makes it impossible to stand. explore that!)
recoiling/shrinking away (from either the threat or someone trying to help)
pleading/begging (again, to the threat, someone trying to help, or just begging the pain to stop)
Feel free to add your favorites or most used in the comments/reblogs!
Today, we get to reblog this
Dream: *preaches to others, including Lucifer themselves, about the virtues of hope*
Also Dream: *faces mild inconvenience*
I know i'm late for Gravity Falls 10th anniversary but here is one if Mc was from Gravity Falls
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Mc: Well this could be worse but it could be better.
Ace: Student C overbloted... what do you mean!
Mc: We had an angry triangle demon try and spread weirdness around my town.
Ace: He could die and that sounds bad.
Mc: Ehh. We are fine and he'll be fine.
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(Ciphermc means Bill Cipher Mc)
Ciphermc: Mmmm, so what are you planning on doing?
OBstudent: Kill everyone that wronged me!
Ciphermc: I have plans to but why are you making sense, life doesn't make sense it's a weird mess of unknown so why don't you make nonsense!
Ace: Yuu stop it.
Ciphermc: No!
Deuce: ~sprays water at Yuu~
Ciphermc: Ahh!
Reblog for larger sample size whatever
Thank you so much!
Let’s all be honest MC knows their pet cat is Cthulhu and just acts oblivious to the whole thing! I am going to call the cat Prince.
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Lilia: *Looking at mc’s cat* Mc is your cat really a cat?
MC: Of course Prince is a cat! What else can he be?
Lilia: He just has a really weird feeling to him that’s all.
MC: What dose that mean?
Lilia: Don’t worry child.
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Trein: Mc take your cat back to your dorm he is scarring everyone.
Mc: Grim you heard that get the hell out.
Grim: He was talking about the demon on your lap minion!
Mc: I shall fail if I don’t have Prince with me, so no.
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Mc: Tsunotarou, may I ask you a question?
Malleus: You may ask your question child of man.
Mc: Why is everyone scared of Prince, he’s just a normal cat?
Malleus: Maybe your dear cat is really the god Cthulhu.
Mc: Hahah! You really are funny Tsunotarou.
Malleus: You are so oblivious child of man.
Mc: ???
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Mc: *Walks into Savanaclaw with Prince* Leona: Get out of here now!
Mc: Why?
Leona: Your stupid cat is a god in disguise, herbivore!
Mc: ???
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*Random student overblots* Prince:
Students: What the fuck!
Non-human students & staff members: I KNEW IT!
Mc: Spit him out Prince!
Prince: *Spits out OB student* Mc: Good kitty!
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In the end no one messes with me as Prince will eat them. Everyday Mc scares more people.
hello!! can i please request a relationship hcs with silver + reader (gn)? thank you!!
A/N: Sure! Here are a few fluffy and mildly-angsty headcannons for our precious sleeping beauty. I hope you like it!
Warning: Spoilers for Silver's background!
Silver is a gentle soul. He is a good at active listening, and very observant of his surroundings. His overall goal is to become strong; however, his father raised him to believe kindness and peace are strengths in their own right.
Because of this, Silver is a very patient and considerate lover. Not a day goes by where he does not wish his partner good morning and good night. He cherishes his time and loved ones, so he goes out of his way to see them at least once a day.
He is a slow-burn at first. With his main social circle stemming from childhood, Silver does not have any experience with romance. He is not entirely oblivious. He recognizes that how he feels towards his 'friend' is special and unlike his other peers. However, Silver needs plenty of time to adjust. The pining phase is like a 200k slow-burn fanfiction, with his father being the target audience. Lilia knows his son like a book, and unfortunately (for Silver) does like to meddle.
His partner definetly receives a talk from Lilia when the relationship goes beyond puppy-love. It's nothing threatening, because the man trusts his son's judgement. Silver also would not choose to be with someone his father did not like. The talk is still serious, and is about how you are Silver's first human family. The one he will likely grow old with, laugh with, share burdens, and perhaps be bound to (if you are into that. Lilia would also love some g-babies but no pressure). Silver will cherish you for his entire life, and knowing that you will do the same is a giant weight off of his father's heart. Lilia may drip with sarcasm ninety-percent of the time, but entrusting his son's heart to you is not joke.
When in love, Silver becomes more emotive. Your relationship brings him closer to Malleus since his lord often asks about it. Genuine curiosity from his liege turns into investment, and Malleus senses how much more cheerful Silver becomes when speaking of you. The way his lips curve when your name passes through them, or how he asks his animal friends to pick wildflowers for you.
What seals the deal for Malleus is that Silver will no longer fret if he disappears, because he believes you are watching over his master. There is still Sebeck on his tail, yet on occasion Silver will encourage Malleus' late-night walks so that he can join in.
Oh yeah. You need the Sebeck seal of approval. Believe it or not, that is a necessity (just praise waka-sama and it'll work out)
Silver wants to train you in the sword-arts, and encourages forces you to join the equestrian club as well. When you became his lover, your status moved on to par with Malleus (I know, crazy).
Here's the thing though. Malleus is all-powerful. You play with twigs in the backyard, and pretend to water bend the rain. Obviously, there is a different kind of anxiety in his gut. You need to learn to fight and ride horse-back, or living in Briar Valley is a death sentence.
He enjoys using your lap as a pillow. His 'curse,' isn't so bad in this scenario...
Uses old-fashioned nicknames. He borrowed a few romance novels from the library back when figuring out his feelings. Get ready to quake when the words, " Good Morning, my love," become the first thing you hear every day
Yes. Yes, he knows what he is doing. He's inexperienced, not daft
Silver...does not have a last name. He's considered taking 'Vanrouge,' but it hasn't felt entirely right. When in love, he finds himself fitting your last name in his title.
Sir Silver _____, Knight of Draconia. Son of Count Vanrouge. General of Briar Valley.
Definetly has a nice ring to it, yeah?
Pillow fight!🪶
First years sleep over