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     ╰ you’re a gamer on youtube known for your meme-y behavior and general wit while playing all sorts of games. your once “chill” youtube lifestyle changes when a fellow youtube gamer bursts into your life by the url of @/gamerjeon.

pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: gamer!au; fluff; humor; angst (maybe??)

length: 26 parts

status: completed

updates: done :”)

A/N: wOOOO i came up with this during class a few days ago and just wanted to start it already! i hope you enjoy this au and PSA!! I AM NOT A GAMER so don’t expect me to be fully knowledgable about games or consoles hehehe

🎮 part 1 - woah…chill

🎮 part 2 - daddy y/n

🎮 part 3 - the ship arises

🎮 part 4 - cooking mama

🎮 part 5 - sp00py season

🎮 part 6 - giggling like a baffoon

🎮 part 7 - he’s a coconut cutiepie

🎮 part 8 - those are my lucky charms

🎮 part 9 - be my emotional support

🎮 part 10 - i will murder you

🎮 part 11 - you’re cute but stupid

🎮 part 12 - get outta my bed hoe

🎮 part 13 - surgeons and indirect tweets

🎮 part 14 - the tea has been spilt

🎮 part 15 - I thought you’d be on my side

🎮 part 16 - you’re dumber than I thought

🎮 part 17 - talk to me!

🎮 part 18 -  dab the embarrassment away

🎮 part 19 - i missed you, too

🎮 part 20 - abs for dayssss

🎮 part 21 - i’m sorry your hair is pink

🎮 part 22 - I cried oof

🎮 part 23 - you’re cute

🎮 part 24 - ya gotta help me

🎮 part 25 - tell me it’s about me

🎮 epilogue

🎮 bonus

sounds

“ every time I see you this clown music starts playing out of nowhere ”

— genre: crack; humor; soulmate au

— paring: taehyung x reader

— summary: in which taehyung hears background music whenever something is about to happen, and when he meets y/n she just thinks he's weird until she starts to hear the same music.

— M a s t e r l i s t

part 1 | dramatic

part 2 | bullying

part 3 | clown song

part 4 | the ONE

part 5 | the clown again

part 6 | five heads

part 7 | assuming thoughts

part 8 | screaming baby

part 9 | f*iend

part 10 | sad songs

part 11 | sleeping with yoongi

part 12 | dumbass behaviour

part 13 | fake love

part 14 | jealous reflection

part 15 | almost EXPOSED

part 16 | jungkook's head

part 17 | detective song

part 18 | went for a kiss

part 19 | rodent behaviour

part 20 | no one asked

part 21 | clearly a lie

part 22 | madly in love

part 23 | crowded house (end)

enjoy!

thank you for reading !

"Sometimes my soulmate sings two songs at the same fucking time"

— genre: crack; humor; soulmate au

— pairing: jungkook x reader

summary: in which jungkook and y/n are soulmates and the random thoughts that occur in y/n's head are actually jungkook's thoughts, where he sometimes sings the weirdest songs.

— M a s t e r l i s t

1. the songs

2. domesticated wind

3. threatened

4. ugly rat brain

5. absolute dumbass

6. vomIT

7. i know a jeon

8. circus

9. walking sounds

10. adios cockroach

11. baby

12. soft on main

13. kinda poetic

14. wait a minute

15. babysit

16. sober brain

17. crusty ass joke

18. a clown would say

19. faint

20. in l*ve

21. a joke that's not a joke

22. throw it awAY

23. I am baby

24. soft hours

enjoy!

thank you for reading!

The Champion’s Assistant

Modern hogwarts!yoongi au

After a horrible prank, Slytherin, Min Yoongi, is entered into the Triwizard Tournament. Y/n, feeling responsible, decides it’s her personal mission to make sure he survives the ordeal.

** This AU was inspired by I Found by @hxseok-honee **

MASTERLIST

Part One - The Chlamydia Cave

Part Two - I was threatened

Part Three - He’s Making Buttons

Part Four - The Child Is Sad

Part Five - The Hogwarts Champion

Part Six - It’s Taco Night

Part Seven - That’s sus, y/n

Part Eight - Divine Intervention

Part Nine - Who’s Jesus

Part Ten - Mommy’s Cyber Bullying

Part Eleven - The Authorities Have Been Notified

Part Twelve - Forgive Me, Mami

Part Thirteen - Strawberry Lube

Part Fourteen - The First Task

Part Fifteen - Severus or Celine?

Part Sixteen - Yoongle Boppin’ to the Boongle

Part Seventeen - A FULL, ON-THE-MOUTH, WONDERFUL MAN KISS

Part Eighteen - It’s Time To Pay Attention To Me

Part Nineteen - Get. Your. Foot. Out. Of. My. Crotch.

Part Twenty - my yule daddy loves me

Part Twenty One - Large Iced White Mocha With Almond Milk

Part Twenty Two - Save me, Yoongi

Part Twenty Three - The Second Task

Part Twenty Four - Pound Town

Part Twenty Five - 😅😳👍

Part Twenty Six - Kiss Me

Part Twenty Seven - WHt the FUCK

Part Twenty Eight - Specialty Handjobs

Part Twenty Nine - I get to touch your butt

Part Thirty - The Lovers and the Guilty

Part Thirty One - I Want Answers

Part Thirty Two - I Hate You

Part Thirty Three - I Love You

Part Thirty Four - I’m Sorry

Part Thirty Five - Don’t Ask Stupid Questions

Part Thirty Six - LOOK AWAY TAEHYUNG

Part Thirty Seven - I Tolerate You

Part Thirty Eight - The Third Task

Part Thirty Nine - The End

i found | masterlist

>>  teaser [1, 2] || part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20, part 21, part 22, part 23, part 24, part 25, part 26, part 27, part 28, part 29, part 30, part 31, part 32, part 33, part 34, part 35, part 36, part 37, part 38, part 39, part 40, part 41, part 42, part 43/final, epilogue

playlist

taehyung headcanons

yoongi headcanons

The New Law

Jungkook AU

After half of the Earth’s population is killed, International Governments take drastic action and Y/n is forced to live her worst nightmare.

Send me a ask if you want to be on the taglist 🤩

MASTERLIST

Background

Chapter 1 - Prologue

Chapter 2 - Check Your Email

Chapter 3 - This isNT FUCKING TINDER

Chapter 4 - could we have a double wedding?

Chapter 5 - To encounter a vagina

Chapter 6 - Share with the class

Chapter 7 - Here we go

Chapter 8 - Nope

Chapter 9 - Take it back Judas

Chapter 10 - Bootylishous

Chapter 11. Part 1 - $50

Chapter 11. Part 2 - $50

Chapter 12 - We’re coming Dumbass

Chapter 13 - Deepest Sigh Ever

Chapter 14 - Tohru Spit

Chapter 15 - April 2015

Chapter 16 - I Want To Talk

Chapter 17 - The 2017 Viewing of Disney’s Coco

Chapter 18 - Waterfalls by TLC

Chapter 19 - Me: Uncomfortable

Chapter 20 - #CongratsTaeandAnna

Chapter 21 - KiSsEd in a public toilet

Chapter 22 - No Arguments

Chapter 23 - What I Need

Chapter 24 - ThErApY

Chapter 25 - a bitch is lonely

Chapter 26 - Friends

Chapter 27 - Trust issues

Chapter 28 - Epilogue

SHUT UP MASTERLIST

youtuber!reader au featuring childhood best friend jungkook

⤷ two closed off people fall for each other, no one would of seen this coming

part one — profiles

part one point five — profiles

part two — don’t be soft

part three — chaotic drunk

part four — u robot

part five — special treatment

part six — soft 🤢

part seven — choke and die

part seven point five — this whore had heart eyes

part eight — sir yoongi

part nine — act natural

part ten — she who shall not be named

part eleven — mixed signals

part twelve — my baby growing up

part thirteen — electric chair

part fourteen — HES SO CUTE IM GONNA DIE

part fifthteen — everyone pray for my boy yoongi

part sixteen — JUNGKOOK WHY

part seventeen — oh y’all NASTY nasty

part eighteen — AHHHH

part nineteen — ok expose me i guess

part twenty — OH GOD

part twenty one — i rest my case

part twenty two — fresh air

part twenty three — ur embarrassing me

part twenty four — yeah bitch do it

part twenty five — hehe got him

part twenty six — i brought two meals…. me and the food

part twenty seven — stop stealing my boyfriend

part twenty eight — damn ok

part twenty nine — well shit i jinxed it

part twenty nine point five — because i’m gonna miss you

part thirty — a jumping today

part thirty one — lets do it baby i know the law

part thirty two — im peeing stop her

part thirty three — king jimin

part thirty four — did you just censor a heart

emoji

part thirty five — sir this is a mcdonald’s drive thru

part thirty six — ok gotta go jungkook wants me to wax his armpits

part thirty seven — my stupid bunny boy

part thirty eight — OK RAT

part thirty nine — loser in love

part forty — that bitch

part forty one — omfg ok girl i gotchu

part forty two — hello yoongi

part forty three — you’re only gonna hear this once

part forty four — omg name it after me

part forty five — epilogue

© tokyojeons - all rights reserved. do not repost, translate, or claim as your own.

Pairing: vlogger!jungkook x vlogger!reader

Type: youtuber au/fan account au | e2l

⤷ You and Jungkook are vloggers on Youtube, being rivals since you both gained a following. Everyone thinks you hate each other because of the constant shade. The funny thing is, is that you both run a fan account for the other and no one knows.

[COMPLETE]

⭐️ introduction - profiles

⭐️ one - childish

⭐️ two - flexin’

⭐️ three - babe

⭐️ four - what’s wrong?

⭐️ five - don’t lie to me

⭐️ six - no you don’t

⭐️ seven - vidcon

⭐️ eight - what a shame

⭐️ nine - top two

⭐️ ten - please say sike…

⭐️ eleven - uh my dog

⭐️ twelve - ouch

⭐️ thirteen - jungcook

⭐️ fourteen - tomorrow

⭐️ fifteen - arrived

⭐️ sixteen - Q&A

⭐️ seventeen - maybe kinda sorta

⭐️ eighteen - only a little lol

⭐️ nineteen - I’d bully myself

⭐️ twenty - cyber bullying

⭐️ twenty-one - flopping fave

⭐️ twenty-two - is that-

⭐️ twenty-three - jungkook?! soft?!?

⭐️ twenty-four - spill the tea

⭐️ twenty-five - gettin brave

⭐️ twenty-six - secret

⭐️ twenty-seven - clout chaser

⭐️ twenty- eight - hints

⭐️ twenty-nine - I’m ready

⭐️ thirty - country boi

⭐️ thirty-one - sigh

⭐️ thirty-two - beat my..?

⭐️ thirty-three - dirty version

⭐️ thirty-four - i’m so sorry

⭐️ thirty-five - idea

⭐️ thirty-six - omw

⭐️ thirty-seven - bad liars

⭐️ thirty-eight - diss track

⭐️ thirty-nine - thread

⭐️ forty - **** my ****

⭐️ forty-one - real adults

⭐️ forty-two - officially official

⭐️forty-three - no

⭐️ forty-four - cryptic

⭐️ forty-five - peak

⭐️ forty-six - jealous

⭐️ forty-seven - 6th grader

⭐️ forty-eight - friendship

⭐️ forty-nine - wait and see

⭐️ fifty - a couples life

⭐️ epilogue - one year later

waste it on me | jjk

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→ pairings: jeon jungkook x reader

→ genre: fluff! + maybe a little bit of angst??

→ summary: freshman year of high school you were dating thirteen year old jeon jungkook. ahh.. young love. it was all fun and sweet until he suddenly left for los angeles without any explanation at all, leaving you alone and confused. ten years go by, you find yourself looking through a box of old photos from high school. there you find pictures of your boyfriend, ex.. boyfriend? you two never did breakup in the first place.. desperate for love, you asked good ‘ole twitter to help you find him again. did it work?

→ a/n: the long awaited smau is coming soon!! will start after page turner <3

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sneak peek

intro 1

intro 2

part 1 (½): so annoying

part 1 (2/2): long lost love

part 2: he was here

part 3: can i keep this one?

part 4: what could’ve been

part 5: do you remember

part 6: promise me

part 7: count me in

part 8: jealous

part 9: marsh-mallows

part 10: don’t lose faith

part 11: if it’s fate, it’s fate

part 12: third wheel

part 13: who is this

part 14: getting food

part 15: he could’ve

part 16: still squishy

part 17: kimi no na wa

part 18: love like yours

part 19: i think it’s cute

part 20: waste it on me

part 21: i’ll miss you

part 22: disgustingly cute

part 23: love is in the air

part 24 1/3: what did he ask u

part 24 2/3: hurry up

part 24 3/3: that’s a yes

part 25: maybe not

part 26: baby

part 27: surprise me

part 28: #jinjinmiyeon wedding FINALE

epilogue

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header by @tan-dulset

The Most Beautiful Moment in Life | bts dad aus

each au connects so read all of them LOL #ot7

it’s listed in the order you should read them!

all headers were made by my sister @tan-dulset and she helped me with the plot/ideas too :3

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FAQ

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Yoongi

→ title: daddy diaries

→ summary: yoongi started blogging his life on his social medias to prove everyone who thought he couldn’t raise a child alone wrong. but as his daughter’s birthday draws near, what happens when she wishes for a new mom?

↳ read here

Hoseok

→ title: one night light

→ summary: Hoseok has been living his very own version of a perfect life. Unlike some of his best friends, this doesn’t include a happy marriage, adorable kids, or even a stable relationship. All he would ever need was music, dancing, and of course, the parties. Now what happens when he gets a wake up call from reality when the door rings approximately six years after his last one night stand?

↳ read here

Namjoon

→ title: page turner

→ summary: Namjoon and his daughter were inseparable. Despite his busy work schedule, he kept his daughter, Moonji, right by his side. He is an author after all and this meant work was from home and he was able to spend time with Moonji every second he can. After the chapter that included his wife has ended, Namjoon has been stuck on the same chapter of just him and Moonji for almost three years now. Until a new inspiration for his next chapter came to his book signing. But is it too soon for another page of romance?

↳ read here

Jimin

→ title: daddy duties

→ summary: Life started pretty fast once Jimin married his fiancée. Who would’ve thought nine months after the wedding they would have a baby? With this new life as a married man and a father, Jimin felt overwhelmed and was unsure if he was able to do it all. Will this new beginning be a small bump he just has to get over?

↳ read here

Taehyung

→ title: mini me

→ summary: Unlike his best friends, Taehyung was young, wild, and free. No relationship, no babies, no responsibilities. Well he had his puppy, but that was it. Taehyung watched his nieces and nephews grow up and it was no secret that he too wanted to have one of his own someday. So what will happen when he finally finds someone that matches his personality (and himself) well?

↳ read here

Jungkook

→ title: young one

→ summary: Being the youngest, Jungkook had his fair share of parties, drinking, and wild nights. He didn’t think that this would have a different meaning to him so soon. Parties included two and three year olds, drinking was exclusively banana milk, and wild nights was when his son refused to sleep. He didn’t mind the change, having a son was a dream of his and wouldn’t change it for the world. But what happens when an old friend shows up, bringing Jungkook back to when life was easier and he had no responsibilities? Did Jungkook grow up too fast? 

↳ coming soon

Jin

→ title: expect the unexpected

→ summary: Jin and his wife has been together since their third year of high school, married after eight years of dating, and now with three kids, Minseok, Soojin, and Haneul. You can say that his life was perfect. Everything was according to plan and everything fell into place. It was all he ever wanted. Now when he’s left to take care of his three kids alone while his wife is out to visit family, what happens when something falls out of place?

↳ coming soon

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drabbles/one-shots

#1 - picnic blanket (ot7)

#2 - i love you 3000 (jungkook)

#3 - hide and seek (jin)

jungkook's one night stand runs away in the morning so he starts a cooking channel on youtube in which he posts recipes to make your one night stay the morning

or

in which yn and jungkook are both youtubers and 1 recipe starts beef between them

genre; crack, fluff (if u squint)

note! i don't know how regularly i'll be updating because tumblr won't let me post pics. rarely tho it does and that's when i'll be able to post.

introduction

part 1 | hungry

part 2 | cooking guide

part 3 | @ing

part 4 | how 2 pancake

part 5 | stalked and cyberbullied

part 6 | a crumb of

part 7 | no longer friends

part 8 | call me bb

part 9 | genuine question

part 10 | pizza >>>>

part 11 | drop it baby

part 12 | report her account

part 13 | better up close

part 14 | euphoria

part 15 | a copy strike

part 16 | deactivate

part 17 | familiar voice

part 18 | toxic, hurtful behavior

part 19 | ur guac babygirl

part 20 | we can't hate each other

part 21 | oomf thinks...

part 22 | the start of a friendship

part 23 | time skip

part 24 | happy jungoo

part 25 | a vampire

part 26 | the vacuum is the boyfriend

part 27 | trending

part 28 | experimenting

part 29 | single who?

part 30 | avoiding

part 31 | forced relationship

part 32 | live

part 33 | they what

part 34 | last time skip

end

thank you so much for reading this and supporting me :(

BTS Social Media Fic Rec Masterlist

I really love SMAU’s so I’ve created a masterlist of all the fics I’ve found. This was mostly so I could keep track of what I’ve read, what chapter I was on for ongoing fics, and ones I haven’t read yet but I felt like it might be helpful so here you go. (Here is the NCT and Stray Kids masterlist as well)

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these fics, I just enjoyed them. Please go and support the authors!

Key:

Completed [ ✔ ] In progress [ 🌸 ] Discontinued [❌] Skyler’s Fav’s [ ❤️] 

(TWT)- Twitter (lol sorry for some of the titles, not all had titles so I did my best to give them one)

Updated: 11/6/19  All links should be working!

Apparently I hit the link limit (whoops). Links still seem to work on mobile BUT here is a google doc of the post which is also linked on my page! https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZAn-jX4btrBVUQRSaUwyb4aeh923a5ntdfWtA8szlg/edit?usp=sharing

Fav Writers:

@firebettercallnct (Seriously read every word she’s ever written)

@njssi

@gukooky

@bloomsuga

@mackenziexosborne

@hxseok-honee

BTS x YN/ ?? x YN

Exposed by @lysjeon [✔]

The Lonely Hearts Club  by @cinnaminsvga [✔] 

In God We Thrust by @cinnaminsvga [✔] 

Alibi by @minyoongone  [✔] 

Before That by @asteriaguk [🌸] 

Locked Out of Heaven by @cinnaminsvga [🌸] 

Nameless (Interactive) by @firebettercallnct [🌸] 

Mystery Boy by @sunsetsjk [🌸] (Currently Reading-ch 10)

Online by @inclebtsmix [🌸] 

Fake Love by @hxneysuga [🌸][❌] 

Life: The Biggest Troll by @adorajoon [❌] 

OT7/OT8 (YN)

Spilled Milk by @adorajoon

Tag, You’re It by @hxseok-honee [🌸] 

Tropicana by dragunjk [✔]

Jin x YN 

Roses by @bloomsuga [ ✔ ]

Love Maze by @sighobii [✔]

Alibi by @minyoongone [✔]

Flower Girl by @mackenziexosborne [✔] 

Online by @inclebtsmix [✔] 

True by @bangtannguk-au [✔]

24/7 by @hxseok-honee [✔] 

Soulmate Tattoos by @inclebtsmix [✔] 

Let’s Get Married by @hangsangwithbts [🌸] 

Namjoon x YN

Anonymous by @bloomsuga [✔] 

Love Is by @hxseok-honee [✔] 

Fuck Feelings by @mackenziexosborne [✔]

Cuffed by @firebettercallnct [✔]

Baby by @dayinseoul [✔] 

Meaningless by @sighobii [✔] 

Idol AU by @joonsintro [✔?] 

300 Miles til Disaster Highway by @cinnaminsvga [🌸]

Live and Love by @lysjeon [🌸] 

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star crossed m.list

💫 Star Crossed

      ╰ you’re an actress on the rise and for more recognition, your manager suggests getting into a Hollywood relationship. Driven by your work hard persona and strong desire for a break out, you agree. What your manager failed to tell you was who you were going to date: Hollywood’s favorite playboy, Kim Taehyung, most notably known as V.

pairing: reader x taehyung

genre: actor!au, fluff//angst

length: 1/??

current status: completed

updates: done :”)

asks: 💫

a/n: hey I came up with this au a few weeks ago and really like the idea of typical playboy superstar meets small town lesser known star and CELEB DRAMA OOF. Hope you like it!

💫 twitter profiles

💫 part 1 - i’m dating who!?

💫 part 2 - kumbaya my lord

💫 part 3 - my ride or die

💫 part 4 - welcome to my joke of a life

💫 part 5 - ya girl tries

💫 part 6 - there goes my saturday

💫 part 7 - running from the paparazzi

💫 part 8 - i invited a child to dinner

💫 part 9 - chicken parm and mina’s wrath

💫 part 10 - it was an accident!

💫 part 11 - we don’t talk

💫 part 12 - we need selfies

💫 part 13 - damn you’re my sugar daddy

💫 part 14 - xoxo gossip girl

💫 part 15 - welcome to the crackheads gc

💫 part 16 - the glam awards

💫 part 17 - cute lil spies

💫 part 18 - he’s just acting, duh

💫 part 19 - don’t be annoyed at me

💫 part 20 - men’s logic

💫 part 21 - the L word

💫 part 22 - the genius lab

💫 part 23 - don’t call me boo

💫 part 24 - lost in a hotel mansion

💫 part 25 - I don’t ogle

💫 part 26 - the jungkook and indigo thing

💫 part 27 - houston we’ve got a problem

💫 part 28 - i like having you around

💫 part 29 - imma love him from afar

💫 part 30 - how to be a dog

💫 part 31 - it’s hitting me now

💫 part 32 - do you miss him?

💫 part 33 - a whole week?

💫 part 34 - i’ll survive

💫 part 35 - i’m scared

💫 part 36 - babygirl

💫 part 37 - mina being sus 

💫 part 38 - let’s play 8 ball

💫 part 39 - he’s gone

💫 part 40 - uh who’re you?

💫 part 41 - heartbroken

💫 part 41.5 - may’s text receipts

💫 part 42 - sad emo hours

💫 part 43 - bringing in the big guns

💫 part 44 - check twitter

💫 part 45 - investigative stans

💫 part 46 - i was dumb

💫 part 47 - indikook saved

💫 part 48 - i yeeted

💫 part 49 - confessions

💫 part 50 - i did that

💫 epilogue

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

The Alpha

Pairing: Alpha Werewolf Jimin x Omega Reader

Author’s Note: This will be a Drabble Series. The next one will probably come out very soon and I will get a masterlist together. I was so excited, I haven’t even made a proper banner yet… Thank you @xjoonchildx​ for listening while I freaked out about this idea. Thank you @ppersonna​ @taetaewonderland​ and @lemonjoonah​ for being your awesome selves at all times…

Genre: ABO/Werewolf • Fantasy

Rating: Mature (some later installments will likely be Explicit)

Warnings: mentions of mating, claiming, and scent marking, ABO/Werewolf sexual dynamics, I think that’s all for this installment…

Word Count: 1000

The whispers and gasps were deafening. Reverent silence utterly shattered.

“This cannot be right-”

“It can’t be him-”

It was supposed to be Namjoon. And in the incredibly off chance that it wasn’t - then it was definitely Jungkook.

Not Jimin.

Never Jimin.

Most people had trouble even believing the youngest Park was an alpha…

Let alone The Alpha.

Everything up to this moment had gone according to plan.

Twenty years ago a new Luna had come into the world; the latest in a line of powerful Omega women.

Silver hair. Silver eyes.

There was no mistaking the new moon princess. You were utterly exquisite from the day you were born.

And the ritual of a Luna’s ascension was intimately familiar after hundreds of years.

Every step planned and expected. Every outcome predicted.

On the midnight of her twentieth birthday, a Luna, the true born moon princess, came of age.

Her wolf would emerge and change her body, heightening her senses for the first time.

And for the first time, she would know the scent of her mate.

The Alpha.

The next king by right - by divine mandate.

And there was no question who it would be.

Kim Namjoon was the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, the largest - the most absurdly obvious alpha in the entire pack.

Everyone knew what would happen. It was so predictable that some people hadn’t even bothered to attend the ceremony.

First, the elders would bring you back to the sacred circle after your change.

You would be blindfolded to ensure that your eyes would not deceive your other senses.

Then, the unmated alphas would line the circle’s perimeter, watching with bated breath as you were guided toward the center by the chief elder.

Finally, you would breathe deeply and approach Kim Namjoon, following the ancient pull of a mating bond that bound you to the one true alpha of your pack.

…But that is not what happened.

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t*dd**s

tae and hobi reminiscing [cr. okayoonji on twt]

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dandelion wisps

a collection of drabbles written either for requests, ask games, or on whims. sorted by member and genre.

sorted: a hogwarts au

⇒ a series of scenarios featuring each member, set during the same hogwarts universe. ♡; ✎

kim seokjin: white chocolate fudge ↳ friends to lovers au — fluff | 11k

you and seokjin are the heads of your class, but recently he’s been sneaking off with shitty excuses and leaving you to watch over the students. when you finally follow him after he abruptly bails on your evening walk, you find yourselves in the forbidden forest with… a hippogriff hatchling?

min yoongi: interconnection ↳ strangers to lovers au, journal au — fluff | 8k

you can never trust anything in the wizarding world. not even your own goddamn journal.

jung hoseok: plant boy ↳ opposites to lovers au — fluff, light angst | 11k

after seven years of doing it, you’d like to think you’re an expert at skipping class. stay hidden, stay quiet, and act inconspicuous. but when you accidentally draw the attention of jung hoseok while you’re camping out on the benches outside the greenhouses, you begin to realize that all it takes is a boy with sunshine at his fingertips and a particular affinity for herbology to change things.

kim namjoon: tutor ↳ enemies to lovers au — fluff | 11k

competition has always been a thing at hogwarts, but not even the house ghosts could be prepared for the volcanic explosion otherwise known as the culmination of the rivalry between you and fellow top student kim namjoon.

park jimin: boats against the current ↳ opposites to lovers au — fluff, angst | 12k

park jimin thinks his life is all well and good, that is, until he finds out that if he wants to play quidditch for his last year at hogwarts, he needs to pass a presentation in muggle studies. and, just like the novel he needs to research, he realizes that maybe his life would be easygoing and simple, if only he didn’t fall in love along the way.

kim taehyung: love, guaranteed ↳ friends to lovers au — fluff, angst | 11k

with the celestial ball quickly approaching, kim taehyung is horrified to find out that you, his best friend, are dateless. to remedy this, he initiates The Match Project, a matchmaking service designed to find the most optimal date. to you, it’s an opportunity to meet someone else so you can stop pining after your clueless best friend. to him, it’s an opportunity to finally, once and for all, tell you how he feels.

jeon jungkook: do you want me (dead?) ↳ enemies to lovers au — fluff | 11k

jeon jungkook, quidditch extraordinaire and overall pain in your ass, is the one problem you can’t seem to solve, even with years of being the school’s advice columnist under your belt. that is, until you begin to receive letters from someone under the alias of bambi, requesting help with confessing to a crush, and suddenly, your relationship with jeon jungkook takes a turn for… the worst?

kim seokjin

 ⇒ O N E S H O T S

start anew ↳ exes au — fluff; angst | 11k

it’s been five years since you left your hometown, vowing never to return, but a simple invitation to a christmas party and a yearning to know whether or not you’re truly over the heartbreak you left behind has you wondering if, maybe, the christmas spirit and promise of a new beginning can change your mind.

raspberry truffles ↳ friends to lovers au, fake dating au — fluff | 5k

how to fake date your best friend: step one: don’t fall in love with them. failed step one.

for you, anything ↳ friends to lovers au, enemies to lovers au — fluff; comedy | 21k

in the popular online multiplayer game, kingdom, you are the top-ranked knight with money, fame, and power. in real life, you’re a graphic design geek who’s got a very unsubtle crush on her gorgeous coworker, kim seokjin. but when you’re suddenly dethroned from the first place spot in your game, you and your kingdom character embark on a journey to reclaim your title, and learn on the way that things are not always as they seem.

the courtship chronicles ↳ friends to lovers au, fake dating au — fluff; comedy; angst; ♡ | 20k

dating has never been anywhere near your list of priorities, but kim seokjin is nothing if not determined. and when he comes to the rescue and accompanies you to your friend’s wedding, he decides to request only one thing in return: for you to let him take you out on fake dates and shower you in fake affection, and show you how much fun dating can be. he just needs to remember to keep the part where he’s been in love with you under wraps.

♔ the heiress and the hotelier ↳ modern cinderella au, hotelier!seokjin, heiress!reader — fluff; comedy | 20k

when you share a kiss with a mysterious but gorgeous stranger on the night of your unwanted, lavish masquerade birthday party, the last thing you expect is for him to vanish at midnight on the dot. but when, as punishment for always arguing with him, your father assigns you to oversee the company’s newest resort hotel, you begin to realize that the handsome stranger may be closer than you think.

min yoongi

⇒ S E R I E S

the little things ↳ friends with benefits au, expecting parents au — fluff; ✎; ♡

what happens when you combine friends with benefits, an accidental pregnancy, and a certain min yoongi? he falls in love.

the truth between us ↳ enemies to lovers au — fluff; angst; drama; sci fi; ✓; ♡ | 100k

there is truly nothing more unfortunate than the fact that min yoongi, asshole extraordinaire, is the editor for your very first novel. you’re stuck with him. but then, the world shifts beneath your feet, and you begin to wonder if maybe you’ve always been looking at life from the wrong angle.

➘ one | two | three | four | five | six | epilogue

⇒ O N E S H O T S

magic of the night ↳ witch au — horror | 5k

there is a witch you go to for spells and potions whenever human nature is not enough for things to go your way, and he loves you more than anyone else ever will.

i’ll give you my heart ↳ christmas au, friends to lovers au — fluff | 6k

gift exchanges are cool. gift exchanges with your ceo-slash-best friend min yoongi are less cool, because what the hell are you supposed to get the man that already has everything?

a heart full of love ↳ e2l au, actor au, high school au — fluff | 10k

people say that actors are the most dramatic people in the world but those people haven’t met a certain min yoongi.

VOGUE ↳ e2l au, fashion designers au — fluff; comedy; angst; ♡ | 42k

you’ve always said that fashion is meant to push the limits of art, but no amount of swarovski crystals could ever prepare you for the latest assignment your manager has lined up for you: design a dress with none other than min yoongi, the evil genius that stole the show from you during paris fashion week, to be displayed in a showcase in milan.

kim namjoon

⇒ O N E S H O T S

moving on  ↳ supernatural au, carrie au — horror, angst | 10k

when kim namjoon moves to a new town the year before graduation, the first and only thing he is told is to stay away from her.

the snow globe effect ↳ librarian au — fluff; ♡ | 10k

when a freak blizzard hits and leaves you and kim namjoon trapped in the library together on the eve of new year’s eve, you realize that when life hands you lemons, you make lemon snow cones.

park jimin

⇒ O N E S H O T S

rich kid ↳ rich kid au, college au — fluff; ⚥; ♡ | 5k

park jimin is a rich kid. 

earnestly yours ↳ enemies to lovers au, actor au, high school au — fluff; ♡ | 8k

it doesn’t matter if you and park jimin hate each other’s guts, because you will always get cast opposite each other for the school’s drama productions, and you will always have to kiss.

just a little bit of love (is all you really need) ↳ gymnastics au — fluff | 5k

jimin’s something of a legend at gymnastics, but suddenly you walk in and turn his whole world upside down. quite literally, might i add.

fairytail ↳ merman au — fluff | 19k

you have a particular disdain for the beach. jimin is here to change that. oh! and he’s also a merman. so there’s that, too.

into the wilderness ↳ camp counselor au, unrequited love au, friends to lovers au— fluff | 27k

alright, so last summer’s camp was… disastrous. from the murky green showers to the wasps nests, it was all-around a bad time. but none of those things could be quite as catastrophic as the end-of-camp counselor campfire, when you told park jimin that you were in love with him. and if telling him was terrible, then seeing him again this summer, one year after your fruitless confession, just might be the death of you.

kim taehyung

⇒ O N E S H O T S

seoksanhwa ↳ prince au, joseon au, sageuk au — fluff; smut; angst; ♡ | 23k

in the game of love and war, nothing is fair.

heart is where the home is ↳ airport au, strangers to lovers au — fluff; smut | 16k

when you woke up this morning, you didn’t really picture yourself falling in love with the attractive, well-read traveller sitting next to you on the plane, but a missed connection and an alarming amount of hand-holding later, you find that you both get a lot more than what you paid for.

practice makes perfect (or at least, significantly better) ↳ punk band au — fluff | 7k

taehyung’s the drummer in a local punk band, and you’re the university’s first chair flute. this is a love story that doesn’t exactly go as planned, but then again, does anything?

tattoos together  ↳ tattoo artist au — fluff | 5k

you aren’t necessarily terribly particular when it comes to tattoos, and when you arrive at your favorite tattoo parlor one day in search of a new addition, one in particular catches your eye, but more importantly, so does the artist behind its creation. and slowly, you come to realize that art does not need sentimental value to be meaningful—it just needs to be loved.

broken rings & queens and kings ↳ enemies to lovers au, royalty au, arranged marriage au — fluff; smut; angst; ♡ | 24k

to make a long, long story very, very short, you and kim taehyung have been sworn enemies ever since childhood, that is, until you find out that you’re betrothed to each other for the good of your kingdoms, and everything comes crumbling down.

victorious ↳ childhood friends to enemies to lovers au, how to train your dragon au — fluff; angst; ♡ | 21k

you’re the village’s best dragon racer, if the two years of straight victory are anything to go by. at least, until the day that kim taehyung returns and sweeps the crown right from the top of your head. you swear he’s nothing but a sleazy, obnoxious, dragon-racing jerk, but find that belief turned on its head when the two of you stumble upon a night fury in the woods, whose only chance of survival happens to be the two of you.

four weeks ↳ enemies to lovers au, roommates au, college au — fluff; angst; ♡ | 20k

four weeks. that’s how long you’re trapped on campus after missing your flight home because of a grossly overtime final. and as you’re walking around your empty campus, thinking that you could sink no lower, you find yourself alone in the art building with a certain freshman year dorm-neighbor from hell, kim taehyung. and he’s got an offer that you don’t think you can refuse: he’s staying on campus this winter break as well, and he’s happy to let you live with him.

good luck charm ↳ friends to lovers au, roommates au, actor au — fluff; angst | 11k

kim taehyung has nearly everything he’s ever dreamed of: an apartment in new york city, a lead role in an off-broadway play, and a best friend to share it with. but even still, there’s one thing missing—love. and when he goes on the hunt for it, he dots every i and crosses every t, leaves no stone unturned, but forgets to look at the person who could ever love him the most: you.

jeon jungkook

⇒ S E R I E S

fear is forever ↳ werewolf au — fluff; angst; ✓; ♡ | 10k

there’s a werewolf in that forest behind your house, they told you, and he’ll eat you before you can even beg for mercy.

➘ fear in your eyes | forever and a night

moonlight melody ↳ fake dating au, orchestra au — fluff; angst; ✓; ♡ | 50k

when your loving best friend playfully pranks you one too many times, you decide that revenge is best served hot, over a period of thirty days, and with a little extra help from the best violinist you know (sorry jimin).

➘ part one | part two

⇒ O N E S H O T S

the millionaire and his lover ↳ ceo au, friends to lovers au, fake dating au — fluff; smut; angst | 18k

over the course of your lifelong friendship with jungkook, you can’t say that you’ve ever had the greatest ideas, and a fake relationship with the boy you’ve been in love with for years is no exception. 

pen pals ↳ friends to lovers au, high school au — fluff; smut | 11k

to put it simply, pretending to be jungkook’s pen pal when you were both eight just so he wouldn’t be disappointed was a bad idea, because now he’s in love with them. or, well, you, he just doesn’t know it.

long lost ↳ childhood friends au, celebrity au — fluff; angst; ♡ | 15k

jeon jungkook is famous, talented, and on the hunt for his childhood friend and first love. you are self-deprecating, a little awkward, and exactly who he’s looking for. only, there’s one (1; single, a solo) problem: he has no idea.

the wedding planners ↳ enemies to lovers au, wedding au — fluff; smut; angst; ♡ | 28k

the good thing about being your best friend’s wedding planner is that you get to watch him marry the love of his life. the bad thing? jeon jungkook.

ice prince ↳ enemies to lovers au, figure skating au — fluff; ♡ | 22k

when, due to inexplicable and total clumsiness, your reliable, talented ice dancing partner of five years breaks his leg right before the largest competition of your life, desperate times call for desperate measures. and for a brief, brief moment, you think that everything might actually end up not-that-shitty, until you find out that the aforementioned desperate measures go by the name of jeon jungkook.

the underwear thief ↳ neighbors au, college au — fluff; smut | 10k

jeon jungkook would like to make one thing very clear: it’s not his fault.

the coffee shop contract ↳ fake dating au, college au — fluff; comedy | 18k

apparently, having an instagram profile with a different girl in every picture is reason enough for your friends to strike up a deal where they’ll pay you to have a relationship. well, jeon jungkook’s no good at relationships, but a fake relationship isn’t a real relationship. is it?

if i told you ↳ friends to lovers au, college au — fluff; angst; comedy; ♡ | 22k

in order to pay for university, jeon jungkook decides to market his most valuable asset to the wealthy socialites of campus: himself. donning a suit and tie, tousled hair, and glasses (to look smarter), he becomes every rich daughter’s dream: the perfect boyfriend to bring to balls, dinners, and business gatherings. all while you watch from the sidelines, only able to dream of having that much money to buy yourself what you really want: him.

midas ↳ enemies to lovers au, ceo au, magical realism au — fluff; angst; ♡ | 32k

jeon jungkook was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and the power to turn whatever he wants into pure gold. you were born with healing and invisibility powers but without a cent to your name. so when you’re plucked off of the streets for pickpocketing and assigned to be his minder as punishment, you realize you’re going to have to overcome a lot more than class differences if either of you are going to get what you want.

he is powerful [cr. c_a_leaf]

➳ GHOSTED

╰ your new roommate is everything you could ask for: quiet, never makes messes, a killer dry sense of humor... and oh yeah—he’s dead.

pairing: ghost!yoongi x ballerina!reader

genre: sm au, crack humor, horror (but it’s not that scary i promise lol), fluff, smut, slight angst

status: completed

playlist: listen here

a/n: hey there demons it’s me, ya boi ahshdjdk are y’all ready to get spooky?? bc this halloween we’re going real ghostly hours ✈️🤭 i hope you enjoy this crackhead supernatural adventure!! x

👻 part one - profiles

👻 part two - spooky sluts

👻 part three - cheeto-fingered twerp

👻 part four - who’s joe?

👻 part five - seriously freaky shit

👻 part six - danny devidough

👻 part seven - rat king

👻 part eight - rise and shine

👻 part nine - soggy bottom

👻 part ten - incel ghost

👻 part eleven - frankenloaf

👻 part twelve - ghost daddy

👻 part thirteen - the ghoul boyz

👻 part fourteen - sexy dracula

👻 part fifteen - bros

👻 part sixteen - peppa pigs in a blanket

👻 part seventeen - daddy issues

👻 part eighteen - magic 8-ball

👻 part nineteen - dumb bitch heart

👻 part twenty - dancing with your ghost (m)

👻 part twenty-one - stale baguette

👻 part twenty-two - can i get a hoyaaa?

👻 part twenty-three - pillsbury dough boy

👻 part twenty-four - chili’s

👻 part twenty-five - danny phantom

👻 part twenty-six - legalize it

👻 part twenty-seven - ass leaking

👻 part twenty-eight - mcrib/mcjin

👻 part twenty-nine-a heavenly way to die (m)

👻 part thirty - epilogue

:: bonus part - validation

So happy for him :’) We’re screwed though :]

The Act of Persuasion

⊸Pairing: BTS Seokjin ⇆ Reader 

⊸Genre: Bear Hybrid | Actress | CEO | Arranged Marriage | Fluff | Angst | Single Parent

⊸Summary: When two critters arrive at his doorstep he didn’t know that they would cause a bear who marched to the rhythm of the ants realizes there more to life walking in straight lines. However in order walk out of those lines he had to make a deal to save others and his two little ones, but at what cost? Then there’s me, the one who only sees in parallel. I walk in the footprints my parents have made in the path. What happens when my perspective changes because of a silly bear?

⊸Word: 20. 9K

⊸Rating: teen; mentions of abuse, adoption, and overworking. 

⊸ A/N: This one series has been in the works since April, and I’m so happy to finally release this! Its my first time writing a teen-rom-melodrama, so I hope you enjoy it! This story is a part of the KLF universe. Thank you for reading! | Header image: Anan 2019

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The words on his book silhouetted as bright headlights passed over the wide windowpane glossing over the dimly lit room. The comforting whirling oscillation of the heater and the hesitant rain trickling outside became background as he zoned into the sound of a running engine. He sighed marking his page with the ribbon bookmark, then closed the book with a clap; it was just getting to the good part. Harsh and rapid knocking drummed at the door before he even had time to stretch his limbs. He yelled from his recliner setting his circle glasses and book down on the side table, “I’m coming, I’m coming!”

He rubbed his palms over his tired eyes before he bent down slightly with one eye shut to look through the peephole revealing the restless, tall figure pacing on the other side. The figure raised his hand again, ready to knock another radical pattern, “Jin, please open up!” Jin swung open one of the wooden, double doors to open to the drenched cadet. The glossy, doe look in the buck’s eyes barely peeked from under his shagging brown hair told him that, in fact, everything wasn’t alright.

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➳ ROSES

╰ life was a lot easier for seokjin before the crackhead who moved in above his flower shop accidentally kidnapped his daughter… but he had to admit; meeting you definitely made things a hell of a lot more interesting

pairing: single dad!jin x photographer!reader

genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, angst, smut

status: completed

series: hobiverse masterlist

a/n: yoooo y’all already know wtf is going on lol we back and thiccer than ever with a new au!! bls enjoy clueless single dad Jin getting his shit turned upside down by chaotic good y/n!! x

💐 part 1 - profiles

💐 part 2 - die hard

💐 part 3 - shrek

💐 part 4 - lizard person in a child suit

💐 part 5 - the sacred law of dibs

💐 part 6 - bird watching

💐 part 7 - friendship flowers

💐 part 8 - in a totally chill friend way

💐 part 9 - hold that canoe

💐 part 10 - math

💐 part 11 - frozen

💐 part 12 - the word that shall not be named

💐 part 13 - jolly green giant

💐 part 14 - over and out

💐 part 15 - exposed

💐 part 16 - psychic powers

💐 part 17 - zoinks scoob

💐 part 18 - smirgins

💐 part 19 - this is a case for the FBI

💐 part 20 - family night

💐 part 21 - lesbians

💐 part 22 - second chance

💐 part 23 - petals (m)

💐 part 24 - peachy

💐 part 25 - crying at the cinnabon stand

💐 part 26 - lasagna

💐 part 27 - bigfoot kink

💐 part 28 - Feelings™️

💐 part 29 - mario and luigi

💐 part 30 - everybody say sausage

💐 part 31 - code red

💐 part 32 - flower daddy

💐 part 33 - i do

💐 part 34 - skittles

💐 part 35 - epilogue

:: bonus part - postlogue 4

spin-offs: breathe (jjk) || finding bigfoot (myg)

➳ ROSES

╰ life was a lot easier for seokjin before the crackhead who moved in above his flower shop accidentally kidnapped his daughter… but he had to admit; meeting you definitely made things a hell of a lot more interesting

pairing: single dad!jin x photographer!reader

genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, angst, smut

status: completed

series: hobiverse masterlist

a/n: yoooo y’all already know wtf is going on lol we back and thiccer than ever with a new au!! bls enjoy clueless single dad Jin getting his shit turned upside down by chaotic good y/n!! x

💐 part 1 - profiles

💐 part 2 - die hard

💐 part 3 - shrek

💐 part 4 - lizard person in a child suit

💐 part 5 - the sacred law of dibs

💐 part 6 - bird watching

💐 part 7 - friendship flowers

💐 part 8 - in a totally chill friend way

💐 part 9 - hold that canoe

💐 part 10 - math

💐 part 11 - frozen

💐 part 12 - the word that shall not be named

💐 part 13 - jolly green giant

💐 part 14 - over and out

💐 part 15 - exposed

💐 part 16 - psychic powers

💐 part 17 - zoinks scoob

💐 part 18 - smirgins

💐 part 19 - this is a case for the FBI

💐 part 20 - family night

💐 part 21 - lesbians

💐 part 22 - second chance

💐 part 23 - petals (m)

💐 part 24 - peachy

💐 part 25 - crying at the cinnabon stand

💐 part 26 - lasagna

💐 part 27 - bigfoot kink

💐 part 28 - Feelings™️

💐 part 29 - mario and luigi

💐 part 30 - everybody say sausage

💐 part 31 - code red

💐 part 32 - flower daddy

💐 part 33 - i do

💐 part 34 - skittles

💐 part 35 - epilogue

:: bonus part - postlogue 4

spin-offs: breathe (jjk) || finding bigfoot (myg)

➳ KIWI

╰ being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music? bad. being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music when you’re a virgin and you didn’t even sleep with him? so. much. worse.

pairing: idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader

genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, smut

status: completed

playlist: listen here

series: hobiverse masterlist

a/n: hey y’all!! that’s right, we back with another dumbass sm au from yours truly 🤩 this one is loosely inspired by the tv series jane the virgin!! hope you guys will enjoy this wild ride lmaoo x

🥝 part one - profiles

🥝 part two - virgin with a capital ‘v’

🥝 part three - judas bitch

🥝 part four - spicy meatball

🥝 part five - kinda punk rock

🥝 part six - body hitchhiking alien

🥝 part seven - juiced beans

🥝 part eight - $5 a nip

🥝 part nine - thiccness distribution

🥝 part ten - backup dads

🥝 part eleven - the new brangelina

🥝 part twelve - respect the hustle

🥝 part thirteen - butter my biscuits

🥝 part fourteen - simps-R-us

🥝 part fifteen - björnging

🥝 part sixteen - britney spears

🥝 part seventeen - spinach puffs

🥝 part eighteen - mushy

🥝 part nineteen - eggplant daddy

🥝 part twenty - spaghetti legs

🥝 part twenty-one - watermelon sugar (m)

🥝 part twenty-two - pancakes

🥝 part twenty-three - panini head

🥝 part twenty-four - rotisserie chicken

🥝 part twenty-five - the whole circus

🥝 part twenty-six - uncle protection squad

🥝 part twenty-seven - DDILF

🥝 part twenty-eight - twilight

🥝 part twenty-nine - yeehaw yes

🥝 part thirty - epilogue

:: bonus part - postlogue 6

➳ ANONYMOUS

╰ searching for inspiration, a chart-topping rapper who keeps his identity hidden from the public, going by the stage name RM, stumbles upon you singing in a coffee shop and finds his new muse in your voice. he makes you an offer to collab with one catch: you can’t see his face.

pairing: rapper!namjoon x indie singer!reader

genre: sm au, crack, fluff, smut, slight angst

status: completed

playlist: listen here

series: hobiverse masterlist

a/n: so i wanted to do a rapper!joon au but also a crack-y gc au again and thought it‘d be cool to add the twist of the reader not knowing what joon looks like so here she is lol hope u enjoy! x

🎵 part 1 — profiles

🎵 part 2 - anyway, here’s wonderwall

🎵 part 3 - (probably) not a murderer

🎵 part 4 - pizza-geist: the stinkening

🎵 part 5 - a mole shaped like danny devito

🎵 part 6 - soggy hot cheeto with eyes

🎵 part 7 - a sock full of meatballs

🎵 part 8 - our queen peppa pig

🎵 part 9 - is this?? the government???

🎵 part 10 - fine n dandy

🎵 part 11 - y/n “the crockpot” y/l/n

🎵 part 12 - chesticle carrier

🎵 part 13 - heart eyes emoji

🎵 part 14 - furscrimination at its finest

🎵 part 15 - shakespearean tragedy

🎵 part 16 - harmless(?) stalking

🎵 part 17 - the devil’s lettuce

🎵 part 18 - cereal in the oven

🎵 part 19 - greasy little rat

🎵 part 20 - quirky main characters

🎵 part 21 - always a jinsmaid never a jin

🎵 part 22 - sounds fake… but okay

🎵 part 23 - chaos-loving demon

🎵 part 24 - take care (m)

🎵 part 25 - disgusting… i love it

🎵 part 26 - alexa, set a timer

🎵 part 27 - thebomb.com.org.uk

🎵 part 28 - hannah montana

🎵 part 29 - have my babies

bonus - when the party’s over (taegi)

🎵 part 30 - too many adjectives

🎵 part 31 - mountain daddy

🎵 part 32 - no take-backs

🎵 part 33 - beach thot hours

🎵 part 34 - can’t change my mind

🎵 part 35 - epilogue

:: bonus part - postlogue 5

➳ COLLIDE

╰ your life had always been so wonderfully ordinary. or at least, it was—until the day you accidentally bumped into him and ended up with the wrong cellphone and a one-way ticket to a groupchat full of unusual characters…

paring: artist!taehyung x waitress!reader

genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, smut

status: completed

series: hobiverse masterlist

a/n: yUH YEET!! we here with a new series shisters!! I really wanted to write an au with a crackhead gc but also an artist!tae fic so here we are doing both lmaoo I hope y’all enjoy it!! x

🎨 part 1 - profiles

🎨 part 2 - the thicc brothers™️

🎨 part 3 - the phone snatcher

🎨 part 4 - no comment

🎨 part 5 - hell party

🎨 part 6 - peeps

🎨 part 7 - serial killers

🎨 part 8 - that’s the that on that

🎨 part 9 - yeehaw

🎨 part 10 - friends

🎨 part 11 - heart dicc

🎨 part 12 - cereal court

🎨 part 13 - none pizza with left beef

🎨 part 14 - Rebellious Youths™️

🎨 part 15 - mothman: smash or pass?

🎨 part 16 - big miss steak

🎨 part 17 - uncouth

🎨 part 18 - loose milk

🎨 part 19 - paris, texas

🎨 part 20 - the city of love

🎨 part 21 - amour fou (m)

🎨 part 22 - jeopardy

🎨 part 23 - poisoned donut

🎨 part 24 - error 404

🎨 part 25 - crying in the club

🎨 part 26 - chef boyardee

🎨 part 27 - forever

🎨 part 28 - water my cat

🎨 part 28.5 - bonus

🎨 part 29 - the soft brothers™️

🎨 part 30 - yote

🎨 part 31 - friendship camp

🎨 part 32 - crackhead christmas

🎨 part 33 - the zodiac killer

🎨 part 34 - mazel tov, jeremy!

🎨 part 35 - epilogue

:: bonus part - postlogue 3

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THE HOBIVERSE: AU SERIES MASTERLIST

╰ a series of chaotic slice-of-life social media au’s connected by one thing; parallel universe-traveling wannabe cupid, jung hoseok, who’s in charge of making sure you find your soulmate

extra: hobiverse: the behind (contains spoilers)

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a/n: welcome to the masterlist for my social media au series the hobiverse!! the stories are listed in their recommended reading order but can be read in any order!! hope y’all enjoy!! x

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➳ FWAY (pianist!yoongi x art student!reader)

╰ a story in which everyone is a poor college kid, min yoongi is a pianist who never seems to sleep, and you are a plucky young art student with some more-than-eccentric neighbors...

* this story was my first au and is being edited

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➳ BLOOM (idol!jungkook x idol!reader)

╰ touring with some of the biggest names in the music industry should be every singer’s dream. too bad two of those names happen to be your annoying new nemesis and the guy from your past you just can’t seem to forget...

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➳ COLLIDE (artist!taehyung x waitress!reader)

╰ your life had always been so wonderfully ordinary. or at least, it was—until the day you accidentally bumped into him and ended up with the wrong cellphone and a one-way ticket to a groupchat full of unusual characters...

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➳ ROSES (dad!seokjin x photographer!reader)

╰ life was a lot easier for seokjin before the crackhead who moved in above his flower shop accidentally kidnapped his daughter... but he had to admit; meeting you definitely made things a hell of a lot more interesting

spin-offs: breathe (jjk) || finding bigfoot (myg)

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➳ ANONYMOUS (rapper!joon x singer!reader)

╰ searching for inspiration, a chart-topping rapper who keeps his identity hidden from the public, going by the stage name RM, stumbles upon you singing in a coffee shop and finds his new muse in your voice. he makes you an offer to collab with one catch: you can’t see his face.

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➳ KIWI (idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader)

╰ being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music? bad. being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music when you’re a virgin and you didn’t even sleep with him? so. much. worse.

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➳ WOKE (time traveler!hoseok x writer!reader)

╰ the one where you have dreams about your past lives and you can’t seem to figure out why the guy you just met seems to be in all of them

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BONUS SIDE STORIES:

➳ BREATHE (fuckboy!kook x student!reader)

╰ in which jeon jungkook is a raging fuckboy with a secret passion for antique birdhouses and you are a witty craft store employee just trying to pay off your crushing student loans...

* this story is a spinoff of the ROSES series

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➳FINDING BIGFOOT (ct!yoongi x hiker!reader)

╰ you set out to hike the pacific crest trail in search of yourself… instead you found him

* this story is a spinoff of the ROSES series

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my favourite animal is a jimin-bra

he’s unreal